Mar 15, 2004 16:51
Asian festival was Friday. Absolutely splendid. I must admit that I wasn't surprised it was Helen who directed it, considering that all of the girls kicked the boys asses during the Tae Kwon Do section. When the Japanese, who are far superior to the rest of us, did their kimono dance, it put me in the biggest mood for Hello Kitty.
If we had a Caucasian Festival, it would be fat people in wife-beaters pigging out to some good ole' apple pie (which is German, by the way) while Kid Rock and Faith Hill blared in the background. I wish I was turning Japanese I wish I was turning Japanese I really wish so