we can agree to disagree with anal sex
picture this:
its 2am, you and your friend are both going through fairly messy breakups. you've both had a little too much to drink, you're walking through oakland, begging for strangers to amuse you.
the sprinklers are on at magee women's hospital.
it strikes you: lets play in the sprinklers! its summer! we're single!
you dont immediately give it a real thought, but next thing you know, you're standing in the grass expirencing some serious sprinkler-to-jeans action. its not enough! its never enough! lets get our butts wet!!!!
your friend proceeds to sit on one of the sprinklers. you cant leave her hanging like that! you plop down, ass first, into a mini fountain of happiness!
ten mintues later, you have water dripping off of your chin, and you and your friend, jackets and all, are laying under waterfalls of enlightenment!
i have never had that much fun on such a shitty night ever in my life. we had no idea what was going on and it was the most amazing bonding expirence ever.
morgan, i love you. i havent laughed that hard in ages.
its 2am, you and your friend are both going through fairly messy breakups. you've both had a little too much to drink, you're walking through oakland, begging for strangers to amuse you.
the sprinklers are on at magee women's hospital.
it strikes you: lets play in the sprinklers! its summer! we're single!
you dont immediately give it a real thought, but next thing you know, you're standing in the grass expirencing some serious sprinkler-to-jeans action. its not enough! its never enough! lets get our butts wet!!!!
your friend proceeds to sit on one of the sprinklers. you cant leave her hanging like that! you plop down, ass first, into a mini fountain of happiness!
ten mintues later, you have water dripping off of your chin, and you and your friend, jackets and all, are laying under waterfalls of enlightenment!
i have never had that much fun on such a shitty night ever in my life. we had no idea what was going on and it was the most amazing bonding expirence ever.
morgan, i love you. i havent laughed that hard in ages.