ASK ME THINGS.

[iforonewelcome]

OH LOOK IT'S THAT MEME AGAIN! I mostly didn't fail at doing this last time but hey let's see how this goes.

It goes LIKE SO. You comment here and ASK A QUESTION it can be anything CFUD related, OOC, IC, Relationship, psychology, thoughts, whatever. I.E. My character's opinion of your character or maybe what you have been wondering about this

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[iforonewelcome]

Ocelot's fantasy sequences have largely stopped involving Otacon, who's seemed way more nervous around him since E.E. showed up, and started involving him and Emma going on magical timestream-punching adventures to kill Solid Snake before he can crush Ocelot's sparkling pink shoujo dreams of Big Bosstopia. Possibly robots are involved, she seems to like that kind of thing. After that, hell, I don't know, if you're good and it doesn't get in the way of anything more important, I'll get some drugs and brainwash your brother into paying lots of attention to you all the time. You can keep him as a cabana boy while I breed hamsters and fellate Big Boss. IT'LL BE FUN.

He's still working out the finer details of this plan. But in his mind it's definitely going to happen.

... in the meantime, half the reason he's bothering with the Emmerichs as much as he is is just plain boredom. Because it pisses off Snake, because seeing what these crazy crazy crazy people will do is really entertaining, and because he has nothing better to do besides catch up on 40 years worth of cowboy movies and masturbate furiously to gay skin mags.

YOUR QUESTION: SO WHICH OF THE COBRAS WAS THE BEST LAY

[truly_epic_lalz]

ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT THE FEAR'S TONGUE. He could give you oral and a rim job at the same time. She probably enjoyed sex with The Sorrow most, because he was the one that she was in love with, rather than just loving. However as far as "best lay" goes Definitely The Fear. They all had their advantages. The Fury was an excellent angry fuck, and The End has... y'know... skills. Bee!Sex can be pretty mindbloing, but you kind of have to be in a mood, you know? But The Fear still gets The Boss's vote.

Which is worse? EVA making Big Boss's penis smell like woman, or being pregnant and all that that implies.

[iforonewelcome]

Definitely the former. Ocelot has a personal attachment to that penis. It's his favorite penis. EVA can be preggers all she wants, she got knocked up artificially. This may change if he somehow gets roped into going the sorts of horrible duties one does for a pregnant lady. Eeeeeewwwwwwww.

So what does Emma expect to happen after camp?