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[iforkyou]

[his handwriting is angular, bordering on sloppy, it's obviously that he's writing quickly and with very little care.]Took two days for that goop to fully wash out

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[unlostsoul]

In my opinion? The goop never totally goes away.

Anyway, welcome to the giant treehouse/dollhouse/loony bin! I'm Want, and I can't help much with cigarettes (try the market) or booze (definitely the market) but if you want a fistfight, you probably just have to say it enough, and someone'll oblige. There's no shortage of those around this place.

[iforkyou]

That's wonderful, another ray of fucking sunshine.

Want, eh. Cute name. Anything in particular you're wanting?

I'm Fury. Nothing cryptic there.

The market will be my first stop. Thanks.

[unlostsoul]

Har har. Honestly? I am more of a DO NOT WANT guy. I can give you a whole epic poem of things I don't want. The wanting list is more select.

Yeah, happy to help? This place is a pain in the ass all the time, but the first few days are the worst. So, you know, if you need anything, just write?

[iforkyou]

Should have thought harder 'fore you picked the name? I'd ask, but I have to admit that I fucking hate poetry.

I was starting to think that the unifying theme here was all about assholery. Thanks, man.

WAY TO CRASH THE PARTY THRONE.

[child_proteus]

Sorry to ruin the party, Fury, but Want comes with a side order of assholery. Which is me.

If you still remember me, that is. Throne.

[iforkyou]

Is it even okay for you to use the word 'asshole'? Inner censors not raising hell?

[child_proteus]

Listen, I'm sorry if my idea of polite conversation doesn't use the word 'fuck' as a suffix, prefix and infix every other word.

You still looking for that fist fight? I can probably point you in the right direction.

[iforkyou]

I suppose you can't all be as eloquent as I am.

As long as duckbutt pretty-boy isn't playing referee.

[child_proteus]

Oh yeah, cause it's so totally apparent just how much style and grace you bring to a room the moment you enter it. I've read things scribbled on the walls of public bathrooms that have way more class than you do, guy.

Who said anything about a referee?

[iforkyou]

Right. Cause baring your fangs to a poor little newborn chick is all about style and grace and class, huh? Teach me, oh great one.

What are you waiting for, princess? You know where I am.

[child_proteus]

Hey, I thought, maybe given the fact that everything you'd said up until that point was pretty much raw sewage that you could deal a little rough handling, dude. Apparently you're way more delicate than I thought. Next time I know better than giving you the benefit of the doubt.

yeah yeah

[iforkyou]

Is that seriously the only thing you have on me? What were you, raised by fucking nuns?

[unlostsoul]

Hello.

Care to fill in the rest of the class?

[child_proteus]

....what?

[unlostsoul]

Just a sec. I'm coming over.

[unlostsoul]

Preaching to the choir and the priest and the whole damn congregation there. Don't worry. You're safe! I'm a pretty awful poet anyway.

I was about to ask who you could possibly had greet you to get that impression, but LOOKS LIKE I MIGHT BE ABLE TO TAKE A GUESS. Uh. He's not usually like this? For the record?