Now it all makes sense.

Dec 08, 2009 22:36

Today, Meg told me that she figured out why I feel like I belong in a different decade.

A hippie chick and a hippie dude at Woodstock were all fucked up on mescaline. They somehow met and had unprotected sex. Once the hippie chick realized she was pregnant, God stepped in and decided that a child being brought into the world and that ridiculous parental situation wasn't going to happen. So he looked around at all the other couples that wanted to have babies and saw Andy a few years into the future and said, "Now that's a good fit!"

And thus, I was born unto Andy and Mom with a hankerin' for everything 1960's.

Thanks Meg.
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