WTF? Gay insane dream
The thing about being woken up early is that you often still remember what you were dreaming about. Today I got a phone call while I was in the middle of an erotic/porn dream and it was just getting good... damn you timinggods!
But that all wasn't as remarkable as the dream I was having that apparently my mind thought was arousing. Seriously it was gay porn a la Hot Shots. There was a guy (I think he was played by Patric Swayze I'm not sure) who used to be some type of commander in the army and well respected by his (all very muscled) soldiers. Somehow this required a kind of old army meeting in which they hummed a special theme and licked themselves (while showing off their muscles). Thank gawd that wasn't the arousing part though it was indeed very gay pornish meets musclemen. Not that my mind would make them bodybuilders, they luckily still had that trained by the army thin waist and no buckets of selftanner.
Part of the Hot Shots esqueness was that the main character was a masked criminal by night who attacked...people who wrote stories on laptops!? He apparently attacked his brother once and now that guy was back with pen and paper. Let it be noted that any storyline in this dreams was bulging with muscles inappropriately. (gawd my mind is weird)
Then there was the erotic part which I will spare you exact details from, even for me the camera angle shifted to above the waist and facial expressions so I guess my brain agreed with me it was too much. It comes down to the main guy offering himself sexually in some way to all the guys though I didn't get to finish the dream so he only had two by then. The first one was semi rape and the guy/top thanked him with a very rude line, the officer seemed to enjoy part of it though. Then he went on to a upside down hanging younger soldier and started arousing him which i was enjoying very much when the phone rang...crap.
This qualifies as one of the strangest dreams I ever had. I was reading some gay porn yesterday and trying to find the gay incest movie Harry+Max so that is where the men came from but the Hot Shots army theme? Bulging muscles is not my thing? And why did I get aroused at such obvious porny stuff? My brain must have gotten it's wires crossed or something.
Though at least that was better than the dream I had yesterday about fucking a woman (I think I was a man) and wishing I was somewhere else. I'm so not bi, even if I have sex with women in a dream it's not satisfying in the least and my dream character is thinking how boring it is and wishing it was over.
There is no denying that this was the gayest gay dream I ever had was dripping with testosterone features though, I'm probably ovulating *checks dates*...hm no but getting closer. Maybe just a rather randy mood. The gay porn I read yesterday wasn't even good, a common thing when it's not fandom link related. I did stumble across some muscleman gay forums when I was trying to find out if someone's e-mail address was still in use yesterday...my brain must have used part of those images....and Patric Swayze was in a couple of movies this week.
But insane dream or not I so wish I didn't get that call...
~Iflie
But that all wasn't as remarkable as the dream I was having that apparently my mind thought was arousing. Seriously it was gay porn a la Hot Shots. There was a guy (I think he was played by Patric Swayze I'm not sure) who used to be some type of commander in the army and well respected by his (all very muscled) soldiers. Somehow this required a kind of old army meeting in which they hummed a special theme and licked themselves (while showing off their muscles). Thank gawd that wasn't the arousing part though it was indeed very gay pornish meets musclemen. Not that my mind would make them bodybuilders, they luckily still had that trained by the army thin waist and no buckets of selftanner.
Part of the Hot Shots esqueness was that the main character was a masked criminal by night who attacked...people who wrote stories on laptops!? He apparently attacked his brother once and now that guy was back with pen and paper. Let it be noted that any storyline in this dreams was bulging with muscles inappropriately. (gawd my mind is weird)
Then there was the erotic part which I will spare you exact details from, even for me the camera angle shifted to above the waist and facial expressions so I guess my brain agreed with me it was too much. It comes down to the main guy offering himself sexually in some way to all the guys though I didn't get to finish the dream so he only had two by then. The first one was semi rape and the guy/top thanked him with a very rude line, the officer seemed to enjoy part of it though. Then he went on to a upside down hanging younger soldier and started arousing him which i was enjoying very much when the phone rang...crap.
This qualifies as one of the strangest dreams I ever had. I was reading some gay porn yesterday and trying to find the gay incest movie Harry+Max so that is where the men came from but the Hot Shots army theme? Bulging muscles is not my thing? And why did I get aroused at such obvious porny stuff? My brain must have gotten it's wires crossed or something.
Though at least that was better than the dream I had yesterday about fucking a woman (I think I was a man) and wishing I was somewhere else. I'm so not bi, even if I have sex with women in a dream it's not satisfying in the least and my dream character is thinking how boring it is and wishing it was over.
There is no denying that this was the gayest gay dream I ever had was dripping with testosterone features though, I'm probably ovulating *checks dates*...hm no but getting closer. Maybe just a rather randy mood. The gay porn I read yesterday wasn't even good, a common thing when it's not fandom link related. I did stumble across some muscleman gay forums when I was trying to find out if someone's e-mail address was still in use yesterday...my brain must have used part of those images....and Patric Swayze was in a couple of movies this week.
But insane dream or not I so wish I didn't get that call...
~Iflie