Dream Log Sat. Nov. 20
Mostly my dreams last night/this morning were a random jumble, but as I was preparing to clean my living room today, one part came back to me:
I'm standing in a chain department store type thing, Target, I think. There I am in the vacuum cleaner aisle, and this bright yellow Dyson is begging me to buy it. I go over and the price display says, "Regular: $399, Super-Deluxe: $499." I'm like, "where the hell am I gonna get four hundred bucks to blow on a vacuum cleaner?" when all of a sudden I notice another part to the display. "People with crying babies, or kids from 12-14: $209" So the rest of the dream-segment that I can remember is me scheming how I can get my stepsister to come and cry (I guess maybe there was an implicit crying clause to the 12-14 also) to help get me a super-cool vacuum cleaner.
(If anyone wants to donate a couple hundred bucks towards my vacuum cleaner fund, I promise I would vacuum all the time if I had a Dyson.. Unfortunately the original display numbers were accurately lifted straight from my waking memory.)
I'm standing in a chain department store type thing, Target, I think. There I am in the vacuum cleaner aisle, and this bright yellow Dyson is begging me to buy it. I go over and the price display says, "Regular: $399, Super-Deluxe: $499." I'm like, "where the hell am I gonna get four hundred bucks to blow on a vacuum cleaner?" when all of a sudden I notice another part to the display. "People with crying babies, or kids from 12-14: $209" So the rest of the dream-segment that I can remember is me scheming how I can get my stepsister to come and cry (I guess maybe there was an implicit crying clause to the 12-14 also) to help get me a super-cool vacuum cleaner.
(If anyone wants to donate a couple hundred bucks towards my vacuum cleaner fund, I promise I would vacuum all the time if I had a Dyson.. Unfortunately the original display numbers were accurately lifted straight from my waking memory.)