bicycle bicycle where are you going
so yay! today i rode my bike for the first time since said labia infection.. its been over a week since ive been able to ride. it was wonderful! today is beautiful! life is beautiful! my girlfriend is beautiful! everyone is beautiful, especially your mom.... anyway, the ol' vag was a lil sore, but it was totally ok. i missed riding my bike.. i really fucking hate taking the bus. the only frustrating part is that my top tube is totally like 2 cm. too long.. which is just enough to fucking suck. when i have money, which isnt looking like it'll be anytime in the near future, im going to buy myself a brand new bike.. oh yes.. new! not used.. new! build and designed for me! i wanna get an independent fabrication bike.. theyre super expensive, but they build the bike to your specifications... and being a female, bikes built for men are always just going to feel a little off.. fucking men... surly or bianchi would be my next choices... but surly's 49cm frame is gonna be a little too big, but the top tube would be fine, because for some reason, maybe cause italians have shorter arms, bianchi builds shorter then standard top tubes... because a surly 46cm frame, has the same size top tube as bianchi's 49cm frame... so go figure...id probably fit better on the surly 46.... which, being that ill probably never have the $2500 to build up a IF bike... ill probably build up a surly... blah... i just want to ride comfortably god damnit, without vagina pain, without back pain.. is that too much for a girl to ask? i dont think so... oh, in other news, im totally gonna go to the bike church on thursday and look into building sharon a bike... one of those like wizard of oz wicked witch of the west bikes, ya know, with the front basket and a gay little flower.... should be a fun little project to occupy my time when i should actually be packing to move.. but packing to move is for faggots