01. [video]
[This is not the typical "how did this happen I am not good with cameras" first video post, though it doesn't make very much sense. Someone's playing with the camera to see just what kind of mischief can be achieved with it.
The first fifteen seconds are of a wall of a dark, nondescript room. A low rumble like an idling motor can be heard in the background.
Then there's some missing footage, by the timestamps. Then another fifteen seconds of a slightly out of focus Rinzler (presumably) staring intently at the camera from a distance of about six inches.
More missing footage.
Exactly thirty seconds of pitch darkness interrupted only by the rumbling noise and very faint red lights moving around.
Several one-second shots of something fast and blurry flying past the camera lens. Timestamps indicate the camera came on right as the motion registered on the lens and went off right as whatever-it-was exited the frame.
More pitch blackness, though from the sounds of something knocking into the camera and a loud thump, it got knocked off of whatever it was sitting on and kept filming until it was picked up and turned off. The rumbling noise grows louder up until the turn-off in this one.]
[Additional text, added later.]
$whois
Define: population, Barge.
Query: where is CLU?
The first fifteen seconds are of a wall of a dark, nondescript room. A low rumble like an idling motor can be heard in the background.
Then there's some missing footage, by the timestamps. Then another fifteen seconds of a slightly out of focus Rinzler (presumably) staring intently at the camera from a distance of about six inches.
More missing footage.
Exactly thirty seconds of pitch darkness interrupted only by the rumbling noise and very faint red lights moving around.
Several one-second shots of something fast and blurry flying past the camera lens. Timestamps indicate the camera came on right as the motion registered on the lens and went off right as whatever-it-was exited the frame.
More pitch blackness, though from the sounds of something knocking into the camera and a loud thump, it got knocked off of whatever it was sitting on and kept filming until it was picked up and turned off. The rumbling noise grows louder up until the turn-off in this one.]
[Additional text, added later.]
$whois
Define: population, Barge.
Query: where is CLU?