0F. [text] oh user oh user oh user oh user

[ifightfor]

Recent discussion of Event:"Fuckening" warrants further inquiry.

Query: What taboos if any exist concerning overt discussion of User sexual activity?

Explanation required concerning status(virgin,not virgin). Query: Reason for significance attached to virginity?

[private to Narvin, TOTALLY UNRELATED]

Query: Veracity of information released by Inmate

Comments

[neuroticalson]

I don't care about taboos.

If you're a virgin, that means you probably couldn't find someone willing to bang you. Meaning, you probably really suck.

So, that probably applies to you.

[ifightfor]

[OF COURSE YOU WOULD BE THE FIRST PERSON TO REPLY TO THIS.

Creator fucking damn it why did he even open this can of non-Euclidean sex worms in the first place. Fucking Abyss gazing also into him.]

Conventional definition already on file.

[neuroticalson]

[IT'S A SEX QUESTION, NEXT ONLY TO MURDER QUESTIONS ON HIS LIST OF FAVORITE THINGS TO DISCUSS OKAY.]

Well, I'm giving you the significance attached to virginity. If you're still a virgin, and you're over a certain age, you're probably a loser.

[ifightfor]

[WELL AT LEAST THEY'D PROBABLY HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON DISCUSSING MURDER.]

Query: What a [no don't ask that that way lies madness]

Understood.

[neuroticalson]

Always happy to help a guy I totally hate.

Any more questions?

[Or should I go hang out with the Creator trolololo~]

[ifightfor]

Query: Rematch?

[trololololol right back at you good sir c:]

[neuroticalson]

Sarcastic answer: Yes because I'm an idiot and will willingly go up against someone who so clearly outmatched me last time without preparing.

Real answer: Fuck no. When I'm ready for a rematch, you'll know.

[ifightfor]

You think you have a choice.

[c:]

[neuroticalson]

Query: Will you cry about breaking your precious rules if you fight me again? Because that might be worth it.

[ifightfor]

Removing a defect from the System violates no rules.

[neuroticalson]

Your face is a defect.

[ifightfor]

Standard response:

Your mother is a defect.

[neuroticalson]

Standard rebuttal:

Your mother's so fat when I swerved to avoid her I ran out of gas.

1/2

[ifightfor]

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2/2

[ifightfor]

Rebuttal:

Your mother's so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

[neuroticalson]

Your mother's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.