0C. [video] - i am a cat. i can not use this.

[ifightfor]

[When the video comes on, Rinzler's ... nowhere to be seen. Instead, there's a tiny, sleek-looking cat Program with his markings and coloration sitting in front of the camera. It stares obdurately at the lens for several seconds, then scrambles up to paw at the screen as if trying to type.

Sadly, cat paws are not suited to typing at all.]

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[scarlet_discord]

Kitty!

[Wanda is ignorant of Rinzler's plight. All she knows is that some kind of cool/cute/Gothy cyberkitty is trying to use the communicator, d'squee!]

[ifightfor]

[Yes. Yes, he is a "kitty". He leans in toward the camera to peer at whoever's addressing him this time, ears pricked forward, then sits up erect with his tail around his paws and regards Wanda with all his feline dignity.

Gaze upon his magnificence. Bask in his regard.]

[scarlet_discord]

[Apparently cat-proximity IQ droppage works with images of cats as well, because it takes her a few moments to respond. With fingertwiddles.]

Hey there! You ever thought about going into the familiar business? I'd totally go CyberGoth so we could match...

[ifightfor]

[But he can't even smell her through the screen. :c Rinzler backs his ears at the fingertwiddles even though he leans forward again in reflex, then gives what's definitely a shake of the head.

No, he hasn't any idea what this "familiar" thing is about.]

[scarlet_discord]

Well, it's where a witch takes care of you and feeds you and gives you a place to sleep, and in return you play watchkitty and help with magical stuff.

...wait.

WHO usually takes care of you and feeds you and why aren't they here?

Mr. Kitty, are you trapped somewhere with no food?

[ifightfor]

[It's more that he's not usually a cat here and where he IS a cat everything is designed so that cats aren't at a significant disadvantage and--it's confusing. Rinzler twitches his ears again at the mention of food, giving a quiet "ack" at the thought, but shakes his head once more.

No, he's not trapped! He has Jarvis to help him find food.]

[scarlet_discord]

Oh, okay. I just wanted to make sure. Just as long as you have a Person to be your opposable thumbs.

[ifightfor]

[Someone gets it! ...Rinzler would definitely give this "familiar" business more serious consideration if he did not already have a primary directive. As it is, he rubs the side of his face against the camera in approval and begins to purr.]

[scarlet_discord]

Oh now you're just turnin' on the charm! [Humans apparently get squeaky voiced when fully under a cat's influence.] If you've got a Person I shouldn't bug you. You're really cool, though. Kinda half cat, half awesome motorcycle.