0C. [video] - i am a cat. i can not use this.

[ifightfor]

[When the video comes on, Rinzler's ... nowhere to be seen. Instead, there's a tiny, sleek-looking cat Program with his markings and coloration sitting in front of the camera. It stares obdurately at the lens for several seconds, then scrambles up to paw at the screen as if trying to type.

Sadly, cat paws are not suited to typing at all.]

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Comments

[bybloodandhonor]

Aw, lookit the wee kitty. Did a warlock get a hold of you and put tattoos on ya?

[ifightfor]

[What! What's this "wee" nonsense! He's not any smaller than any other cat-Program! He sits down in front of his camera with an irritated rrrr, rucking up his shoulders to demonstrate his size.]

[bybloodandhonor]

[Blazer is oblivious to the size of cat-programs, sadly.] And the wee kitty thinks he's big and strong! Aren't you cute?

[ifightfor]

[djdnskdjsdjsmdks. How dare you speak to him this way, User! How--]

Rrowr!

[...It's not his fault he needs to yell to be heard.]

[bybloodandhonor]

[But he speaks to everyone this way!]

And loud too! I wonder who's taking care of you, little guy.

[ifightfor]

[He--

Hang on. There's a most pressing matter of an itch under his chin he needs to take care of, right this instant, with one of his hind feet. It's going to take all of his attention for the next thirty seconds.

...

...

Okay.

Rinzler sets himself down in catloaf position, ears and whiskers both pinned back in annoyance at the thought he needs someone to "take care" of him.]

Ao.

[Although in reality he's going to need to find someone with opposable thumbs, fast. None of this technology is designed with Grid cats in mind.]