07. [text]

[ifightfor]

Suggest that incidence of Inmate-caused fatalities significantly reduced by implementation of "tit-for-tat" punishment for homicide: Killer suffers same death as victim, simultaneous with death of victim.

Offer of assistance with communication devices remains open.

[added somewhat later]

Query: Recommendation for preparation of liver (cow)?

[private to

Comments

[doctor_j_crane]

The inmates enforce that amongst themselves anyway.

[ifightfor]

Incorrect. Inmates engage in unsustainable cycle of futile retaliatory violence.

Suggestion designed to extinguish behavior in noninfinite number of repetitions.

[oh no look out he's been reading about operant conditioning]

[doctor_j_crane]

You'd be surprised. We have nothing better to do than go in those cycles. They might slow down with your suggestion, but they won't stop.

[ifightfor]

[HA HA HA surprise. ...Actually he's starting to expect just about anything of crazy horror universe out there. But surprise would be logically inclu-- memory error thread terminated.]

Next solution can be adapted from previous.

[doctor_j_crane]

I suppose. [Pause.] What are you, exactly?

[ifightfor]

Security Program.

[doctor_j_crane]

Is that code for something? [Unintentional pun is unintentional.]

[ifightfor]

No.

[doctor_j_crane]

You're saying that you are literally a security program?

[ifightfor]

Yes.

[doctor_j_crane]

Well, I suppose that's no stranger than the vampires.

[ifightfor]

Simpler dietary requirements.

[doctor_j_crane]

Of course.