This is the only slightly good news I've gotten in awhile.
I went to the doctor today to learn that I have made NO PROGRESS! None. H even said "I'm sorry dear" like he really felt bad for me and just wanted to will my cervix open. Everyone in the office thought I would have delivered last weekend, and the ones I didn't talk to yesterday looked really suprised to see me. I was in the shittiest mood. But then the doctor said that if I make it to next week's appointment, we'll schedule an induction. He usually doesn't do that til 42 weeks, but apparently he thinks I'm really ready and that it'll be better to do it sooner. So if you wanna hang out with me, do it NOW! Cuz I'll most likely have a baby by weekend after next.