i think it's finally happend...
yeah i've definitely just lost my mind. it's not bad actually. i'm just ridiculously happy, and i have every reason in the world not to be. if you piss me off, i'm gonna scratch your eyes out, or give you a biting look (i'm perfecting the "mom" glare), but i'll still be SOOOO HAPPY! maybe girls have it good afterall. i always thought that the pms was such an awful thing, but looks like our hormones can work in our favor too...men should be jealous.
wow i just read over that...i was just kidding but maybe i really DID slip a gear or something...
doctor's today, i made NO progress. the good news is, the baby didn't crawl further up as to avoid ever being born. but i'm sure if he could, he would have. but who cares, it was a beautiful day outside! i also got my blood drawn by some sadistic bitch who didn't know that the blue things in my arms were veins, so she just stabbed a white part and moved the needle around until i started bleeding into the tube. but even then i didn't get mad, i didn't even mentally insult her country of origin (which i do to everyone who pisses me off, i don't care where they're from, even if it's here). crazy...
last night i had a dream that will had a kid with his ex. the kid was adorable, and he loved me...and he was the only hasidic 3 year old i've ever seen. he had the little curls, a little suit, a yarmulke. um, wonder what THAT means...
back to work tomorrow! i think i'm just not going on maternity leave, i'll stop working when the baby's born. if i let myself i'd be pissed that i have to do that, but i'm letting the hormones do their job...plus i feel great, so i might as well make money. speaking of money, on tyra today she had all these hookers that were making 6 figures a year. they all worked at some whorehouse on nevada and loved their jobs. and the CEO (i guess that's what he was) was a guy. that always pisses me off, i wanna be a pimpette. i'm sure i could convince a bunch of hookers it was in their best interest...
wow i just read over that...i was just kidding but maybe i really DID slip a gear or something...
doctor's today, i made NO progress. the good news is, the baby didn't crawl further up as to avoid ever being born. but i'm sure if he could, he would have. but who cares, it was a beautiful day outside! i also got my blood drawn by some sadistic bitch who didn't know that the blue things in my arms were veins, so she just stabbed a white part and moved the needle around until i started bleeding into the tube. but even then i didn't get mad, i didn't even mentally insult her country of origin (which i do to everyone who pisses me off, i don't care where they're from, even if it's here). crazy...
last night i had a dream that will had a kid with his ex. the kid was adorable, and he loved me...and he was the only hasidic 3 year old i've ever seen. he had the little curls, a little suit, a yarmulke. um, wonder what THAT means...
back to work tomorrow! i think i'm just not going on maternity leave, i'll stop working when the baby's born. if i let myself i'd be pissed that i have to do that, but i'm letting the hormones do their job...plus i feel great, so i might as well make money. speaking of money, on tyra today she had all these hookers that were making 6 figures a year. they all worked at some whorehouse on nevada and loved their jobs. and the CEO (i guess that's what he was) was a guy. that always pisses me off, i wanna be a pimpette. i'm sure i could convince a bunch of hookers it was in their best interest...