5th Loaf Audio//Common

[iffadogcandoit]

[Yup, Toaster has really had just about enough of this place. The death, lies, murder, cardinals, and the captain are on the top of his list of many.]

I'm leaving, who's with me? We'll need a sturdy base and someone a bit big to carry us all. And...maybe they should be able to swim.

[A beat.]

And, what do you do for fun around here? I mean besides

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[ntjstapwn]

I'm pretty sure jumping over board doesn't work, Toaster.

[iffadogcandoit]

Have you even tried, Mister Marco?

[ntjstapwn]

I haven't.

*Someone has to have done so by now, though*

But I do know I never hear or see anything hit the water.

[iffadogcandoit]

Then we'll be the first!

[A pause.]

After I get a boat, that is. We'll be the first ones out!

[audio]

[kazeyotsutaete]

No, Toaster.

[audio]

[iffadogcandoit]

Why, Miss Roll?

[audio]

[kazeyotsutaete]

What about your idea even sounds sane?

[audio]

[iffadogcandoit]

The part when we all get off, Miss. Don't you want that?

[pimp_hat]

Joo ain't be goin' anywhere liddlemon.

[Worried about his hallucination? No of course not.]

[iffadogcandoit]

I think I am, and you are welcome to join me, Sir.

[pimp_hat]

If joo try jumpin' ship joo only gonna get lost.

[Or die from the fall.]

[iffadogcandoit]

That's why you're coming. I've already got Mister Marco coming along.~

[battle_droid]

No, Toaster.

[iffadogcandoit]

[BUT MOM, WRYYYYY ;O;]

Don't you want to leave, Miss Zee?

[battle_droid]

You are an electrical appliance. You are not leaping off the side of this vessel on a mattress.

[why yes she's a comm stalker]

[iffadogcandoit]

Mattresses float pretty well, Miss. We could make it if we had enough of them.

[notalkodarkness]

[Having listened to the lot of this.]

Toaster .. I really do not think that this would be in your best interest. In any of our best interest, really ..

[iffadogcandoit]

But we could get out of this place. We wouldn't have to suffer anymore and we could all go home.

[notalkodarkness]

I .. I do not wish to suffer here .. God knows we've all had our fill of the unpleasantries it's offered us .. but .. Toaster .. [Have a voice full of fretting, dear heart.] I do not think that .. I fear it will not work as well as you hope.

[iffadogcandoit]

Why not, Miss? We have a better chance of succeeding with this than not doing anything at all.