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[ifeelohsopretty]

Attention to all Hyoutei Regulars (and their clones)As your captain and glorious leader, I am calling an emergency meeting. The Nationals are coming up. We need to discuss the situation and find a satisfactory line-up. I will tolerate nothing but the best, for I am the best

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[duckncover_]

I can come. It's just a meeting, right?

There's not going to be any actual playing....All those balls flying at me....

YOU ARN'T GOING TO MAKE ME PLAY, ARE YOU!?

[ifeelohsopretty]

Not to worry, this is just a meeting. There will be no balls in anyone's face. There will be cookies though.

[duckncover_]

....in my face or can I eat them? Because I really don't like anything flying at me. Just those tennis balls look particuary hard.

[ifeelohsopretty]

Depending on what Hiyoshi-clone makes, we'll see if we can eat them or not. Maybe I should just hire a caterer.

Tennis balls are nothing to be scared of. It will be amusing to see the original Shishido's reaction to you.

[duckncover_]

Whaaaaaat?! clone!Hiyoshi's making the cookies?! Does he have adult supervision?! Kids shouldn't cook by themselves....he could burn himself, or set his house on fire....

What if he doesn't wash his hands before he makes them and we all get salmonela poisoning?!

And tennis balls are very much something to be scared of! And I'm not getting anywhere near the real me. What if Choutarou hits th-that scary serve at him while I'm standing nearby? *whimpers*

[ifeelohsopretty]

I have already agreed to let him bring cookies. I can't take back my word now. You'll just have to not eat them if you are so inclined.

[my_own_tennis]

ooc: strikes, are, as always, deleted. ^~

*is not amused... at least, not too terribly*

He's scared of balls. Scared of everything. 'Nuff said.

But he isn't too bad, otherwise, although Ohtori on the other hand...

Atobe, maybe I can speak with you after practice?

*grovels*

[ifeelohsopretty]

Therapy may not help in his case.

You can talk to me before the meeting tomorrow and if I feel that the matter should be addressed to the entire team, then I shall mention it.

[my_own_tennis]

Gotcha. Thanks.

And yeah... Soemhow I don't think therapy would help much... @_@;;;

[ifeelohsopretty]

Oh yes, and Shishido, if you run in to Ohtori (the original, not the clone), tell him about the meeting. If he doesn't show I will hold you responsible for his clone.

[my_own_tennis]

Bahhhhh. Trust me, Atobe. I've been looking for my oh-so-obedient kouhai for days now. I have no idea where he's at and I'm currently keeping an eye out for Ohtori and Shishido. God, that sounds so wrong... And why is Choutarou's clone -my- problem?

*grumbles about not being able to get any decent reflex training*

>_>

[ifeelohsopretty]

Because he seems taken by you and your clone. It seems easier for you all to get along.

[my_own_tennis]

Awwww man. Blast it. ;_;

I was hoping for a different answer, Atobe.

What the hell do I do with a clone who apparently seems to be entertaining ideas of a threesome with me, my other self, and him?

Aside from attempting to teach sex ed?

Gods, now I'm almost glad Choutarou isn't here!

[ifeelohsopretty]

I doubt your clone will be okay with the idea. Just keep Ohtori-clone under control.

You are not qualified to teach. Do not attempt it.

[my_own_tennis]

>_> At least he hasn't tried anything... yet.

Do you think I even really want to teach it? Not really. It's just... yeeeeeeah. >_>

*stares at all the other clones*

[ifeelohsopretty]

Watch your back.

I think a professional would work better in this situation. You would get eaten alive, quite literally.