Fanmix: The Office (US) - Dwangela - The Greatest Story Ever Told
Medium: Television
Fandom: The Office (US)
Subject: Dwight/Angela
Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told (After the Bible) (...and Lord of the Rings)
Warnings: Spoilers for Season 4 of the Office.
Notes: This mix has been a long time coming. I've been picking out songs for this for about four months. Dwangela iz srs bizness.
Summary: The premise is that Dwight and Angela have had their happily ever after and Mose has made a mix for them for their wedding present. Mose mostly listens to his mother's old Broadway records (Cabaret, The Drowsy Chaperone, Anything Goes, Bye Bye Birdie) and the showtunes on CD (Wicked,The Producers, The Rocky Horror Picture Show) that he gets every year as Resourcefulnacht presents. (Note: Mose is the only Schrute to receive presents on Resourcefulnacht. It is the only way to stop him from crying after losing the tractor pull for the twentieth year in a row.)
Oscar: Maybe it was someone in the warehouse.
Kevin: Who?
Oscar: Maybe it was Roy. He's getting married. He can use the money.
Angela: Roy wouldn't do it.
Kevin: How do you know?
Angela: He wouldn't do it. He has too much character.
Kevin: You have a crush on Roy.
Angela: I do not. That is inaprobable... inappropriate.
Kevin: You have a crush on Roy. Unbelievable.
Angela: Stop it! Stop it right now!
Kevin: Does he excite you? Does he get your blood flowing? [Oscar growls]
Angela: Kevin...
Kevin: Does he get your... [Oscar growls]
Angela: Kevin, you guys don't know anything.
Angela harbors a secret crush on Roy but she knows that she can nevver be the type of woman he would want. She's far too serious and uptight. Her envy of Pam quickly turns into resentment.
"I'm Not That Girl" Wicked
Don't dream too far
Don't lose sight of who you are
Don't remember that rush of joy
He could be that boy
I'm not that girl
--
Blithe smile, lithe limb
She who's winsome, she wins him
Gold hair with a gentle curl
That's the girl he chose
And Heaven knows
I'm not that girl:
Don't wish, don't start
Wishing only wounds the heart
I wasn't born for the rose and the pearl
There's a girl I know
He loves her so
I'm not that girl
Dwight: [singing] What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Angela: Hey, come inside and talk to me.
Dwight: I can't. Do you want us to run aground, woman?!
Dwight always thought that romance was for idiots and woman made men weak. Then he noticed Angela. He tries to hide his feelings and keep his distance but he cannot.
"That Face" The Producers
The urge to merge can rob us of our senses
The need to breed can make a man a drone
We must be on alert with our defenses
For every skirt will test testosterone
So knowing this I severed all connection
With any creature sporting silk or lace
I was firmly headed in the right direction
When suddenly I stumbled on that face
That face, that face
That dangerous face
I mustn't be unwise
Those lips, that nose, those eyes
Could lead to my demise
--
It's clear I must beware
I'm certain if I fall in love
I'm lost without a trace
But it's worth it...
For that face
Dwight: Huh. Do you like candy?
Angela: It's alright.
Dwight: Cause you're sweeter than candy.
Angela: What is wrong with you? [Dwight pats Angela on the rear and runs away laughing]
Angela: Hey!
Dwight and Angela pride themselves on having control over their emotions but it can be lovely when that control slips.
"Accident Waiting to Happen" The Drowsy Chaperone
There was a time I could stop on a dime
Forbearance was one of my talents
But since you've been around I can't hold my ground
I'm consistently losing my balance
--
When men say I'm sweet and they fall at my feet
My heart doesn't beat any faster
But when you lose control
It touches my soul
So I'm bracing myself for disaster
Angela: Dwight. Dwight. I've been doing some very interesting reading.
Dwight: Really?
Angela: Mm-hmm. Tales of bravery.
Dwight: Mm, good stuff.
Angela: Mm-hmm. I was thinking tonight, we could... read it together.
Dwight: Sounds... fun.
Angela never thought she could feel such strange urges. She tries to stay pure but eventually gives into her urges.
"Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me" The Rocky Horror Picture Show
I was feeling done in, couldn't win
I'd only ever kissed before.
I thought there's no use getting into heavy petting
It only leads to trouble and seat wetting...
Now all I want to know is how to go
I've tasted blood and I want more
I'll put up no resistance, I want to stay the distance
I've got an itch to scratch, I need assistance:
Toucha toucha toucha touch me, I wanna be dirty
Thrill me chill me fulfil me
Creature of the night.
Dwight: Hello Angela. Did you hear, somebody rocked the house and got me the best present I've ever gotten.
Angela: Really? I wouldn't know anything about that, but I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Dwight: Oh I did. I did.
Angela: I didn't get anything for Valentine's Day.
Dwight: Oh, I bet you will before the day is over.
Angela: Really? Well, I hope I do.
Dwight and Angela may not be demonstrative and Dwight may never give Angela flowers ("They'll just die.") but they show affection in their own way.
"It Couldn't Please Me More" Cabaret
If you brought me diamonds,
If you brought me pearls,
If you brought me roses
Like some other gents
Might bring to other girls,
It couldn't please me more
Than the gift I see;
A pineapple for me.
Jim: Just thought that I heard crying, moaning, or something in here.
Dwight: Oh. Well I'll look into that in the morning. Thank you for bringing that to the attention of the staff.
Jim: Good night, Dwight.
After Dwight destroys Angela's cat and she leaves him, Dwight cries about his monkey gone astray.
"Bride's Lament" The Drowsy Chaperon
I put a monkey on a pedestal
And tried to make that monkey stay
And he did for a time
But he needed to climb
And with other monkeys play
Far away
He left his jacket on the pedestal
Beside his tiny rusty cup
And I haven’t got the strength
To pick them up
Oh monkey, monkey, monkey
You broke my heart in two
But I’ll always save that pedestal
For you
Come my little monkey
Come my little monkey, do
Dwight: Hello, Angela.
Angela: Hi, Dwight.
Dwight: You look as beautiful as the Queen of England.
Angela: Thank you. Don't linger. Break left. Left!
Dwight and Angela reconcile during a, evening walk in the most romantic place in the world--Schrute Farms.
"It's De-Lovely" Anything Goes
The night is young, the skies are clear
So if you want to go walking, dear,
It's delightful, it's delicious, it's de-lovely.
I understand the reason why
You're sentimental, 'cause so am I,
It's delightful, it's delicious, it's de-lovely.
You can tell at a glance
What a swell night this is for romance,
You can hear dear Mother Nature
Murmuring low,
"Let yourself go!"
So please be sweet, my chickadee,
And when I kiss you, just say to me,
"It's delightful, it's delicious,
It's delectable, it's delirious,
It's dilemma, it's delimit, it's deluxe,
It's de-lovely".
Dwight: The Shrutes have their own traditions. We usually marry standing in our own graves. Makes the funerals very romantic, but the weddings are a bleak affair.
Dwight and Angela get married and live happily ever after. Yay!
"Rosie" Bye Bye Birdie
I was never crazy for flowers,
I confess that nothing left me colder;
I could watch a daisy for hours
And all I'd feel was sev'ral hours older!
Lilacs and lilies, any bloom you please,
All what they did was make me shrug or sneeze;
But now I love each blossom that I see,
For a lovely little rose loves me.
--
Now my life is rosy, (Oh, we'll be happy, I know)
Since I found my Rosie, (Off to the preacher we'll go)
With a girl like Rosie, (So how could we be blue?)
How could I be blue?
--
Life is one sweet beautiful song to me
When love is right then
What can be wrong?
Life is one sweet beautiful song
To me!
The zip is here. Tell me when I need to re-upload.
Fandom: The Office (US)
Subject: Dwight/Angela
Title: The Greatest Story Ever Told (After the Bible) (...and Lord of the Rings)
Warnings: Spoilers for Season 4 of the Office.
Notes: This mix has been a long time coming. I've been picking out songs for this for about four months. Dwangela iz srs bizness.
Summary: The premise is that Dwight and Angela have had their happily ever after and Mose has made a mix for them for their wedding present. Mose mostly listens to his mother's old Broadway records (Cabaret, The Drowsy Chaperone, Anything Goes, Bye Bye Birdie) and the showtunes on CD (Wicked,The Producers, The Rocky Horror Picture Show) that he gets every year as Resourcefulnacht presents. (Note: Mose is the only Schrute to receive presents on Resourcefulnacht. It is the only way to stop him from crying after losing the tractor pull for the twentieth year in a row.)
Oscar: Maybe it was someone in the warehouse.
Kevin: Who?
Oscar: Maybe it was Roy. He's getting married. He can use the money.
Angela: Roy wouldn't do it.
Kevin: How do you know?
Angela: He wouldn't do it. He has too much character.
Kevin: You have a crush on Roy.
Angela: I do not. That is inaprobable... inappropriate.
Kevin: You have a crush on Roy. Unbelievable.
Angela: Stop it! Stop it right now!
Kevin: Does he excite you? Does he get your blood flowing? [Oscar growls]
Angela: Kevin...
Kevin: Does he get your... [Oscar growls]
Angela: Kevin, you guys don't know anything.
Angela harbors a secret crush on Roy but she knows that she can nevver be the type of woman he would want. She's far too serious and uptight. Her envy of Pam quickly turns into resentment.
"I'm Not That Girl" Wicked
Don't dream too far
Don't lose sight of who you are
Don't remember that rush of joy
He could be that boy
I'm not that girl
--
Blithe smile, lithe limb
She who's winsome, she wins him
Gold hair with a gentle curl
That's the girl he chose
And Heaven knows
I'm not that girl:
Don't wish, don't start
Wishing only wounds the heart
I wasn't born for the rose and the pearl
There's a girl I know
He loves her so
I'm not that girl
Dwight: [singing] What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Angela: Hey, come inside and talk to me.
Dwight: I can't. Do you want us to run aground, woman?!
Dwight always thought that romance was for idiots and woman made men weak. Then he noticed Angela. He tries to hide his feelings and keep his distance but he cannot.
"That Face" The Producers
The urge to merge can rob us of our senses
The need to breed can make a man a drone
We must be on alert with our defenses
For every skirt will test testosterone
So knowing this I severed all connection
With any creature sporting silk or lace
I was firmly headed in the right direction
When suddenly I stumbled on that face
That face, that face
That dangerous face
I mustn't be unwise
Those lips, that nose, those eyes
Could lead to my demise
--
It's clear I must beware
I'm certain if I fall in love
I'm lost without a trace
But it's worth it...
For that face
Dwight: Huh. Do you like candy?
Angela: It's alright.
Dwight: Cause you're sweeter than candy.
Angela: What is wrong with you? [Dwight pats Angela on the rear and runs away laughing]
Angela: Hey!
Dwight and Angela pride themselves on having control over their emotions but it can be lovely when that control slips.
"Accident Waiting to Happen" The Drowsy Chaperone
There was a time I could stop on a dime
Forbearance was one of my talents
But since you've been around I can't hold my ground
I'm consistently losing my balance
--
When men say I'm sweet and they fall at my feet
My heart doesn't beat any faster
But when you lose control
It touches my soul
So I'm bracing myself for disaster
Angela: Dwight. Dwight. I've been doing some very interesting reading.
Dwight: Really?
Angela: Mm-hmm. Tales of bravery.
Dwight: Mm, good stuff.
Angela: Mm-hmm. I was thinking tonight, we could... read it together.
Dwight: Sounds... fun.
Angela never thought she could feel such strange urges. She tries to stay pure but eventually gives into her urges.
"Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me" The Rocky Horror Picture Show
I was feeling done in, couldn't win
I'd only ever kissed before.
I thought there's no use getting into heavy petting
It only leads to trouble and seat wetting...
Now all I want to know is how to go
I've tasted blood and I want more
I'll put up no resistance, I want to stay the distance
I've got an itch to scratch, I need assistance:
Toucha toucha toucha touch me, I wanna be dirty
Thrill me chill me fulfil me
Creature of the night.
Dwight: Hello Angela. Did you hear, somebody rocked the house and got me the best present I've ever gotten.
Angela: Really? I wouldn't know anything about that, but I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Dwight: Oh I did. I did.
Angela: I didn't get anything for Valentine's Day.
Dwight: Oh, I bet you will before the day is over.
Angela: Really? Well, I hope I do.
Dwight and Angela may not be demonstrative and Dwight may never give Angela flowers ("They'll just die.") but they show affection in their own way.
"It Couldn't Please Me More" Cabaret
If you brought me diamonds,
If you brought me pearls,
If you brought me roses
Like some other gents
Might bring to other girls,
It couldn't please me more
Than the gift I see;
A pineapple for me.
Jim: Just thought that I heard crying, moaning, or something in here.
Dwight: Oh. Well I'll look into that in the morning. Thank you for bringing that to the attention of the staff.
Jim: Good night, Dwight.
After Dwight destroys Angela's cat and she leaves him, Dwight cries about his monkey gone astray.
"Bride's Lament" The Drowsy Chaperon
I put a monkey on a pedestal
And tried to make that monkey stay
And he did for a time
But he needed to climb
And with other monkeys play
Far away
He left his jacket on the pedestal
Beside his tiny rusty cup
And I haven’t got the strength
To pick them up
Oh monkey, monkey, monkey
You broke my heart in two
But I’ll always save that pedestal
For you
Come my little monkey
Come my little monkey, do
Dwight: Hello, Angela.
Angela: Hi, Dwight.
Dwight: You look as beautiful as the Queen of England.
Angela: Thank you. Don't linger. Break left. Left!
Dwight and Angela reconcile during a, evening walk in the most romantic place in the world--Schrute Farms.
"It's De-Lovely" Anything Goes
The night is young, the skies are clear
So if you want to go walking, dear,
It's delightful, it's delicious, it's de-lovely.
I understand the reason why
You're sentimental, 'cause so am I,
It's delightful, it's delicious, it's de-lovely.
You can tell at a glance
What a swell night this is for romance,
You can hear dear Mother Nature
Murmuring low,
"Let yourself go!"
So please be sweet, my chickadee,
And when I kiss you, just say to me,
"It's delightful, it's delicious,
It's delectable, it's delirious,
It's dilemma, it's delimit, it's deluxe,
It's de-lovely".
Dwight: The Shrutes have their own traditions. We usually marry standing in our own graves. Makes the funerals very romantic, but the weddings are a bleak affair.
Dwight and Angela get married and live happily ever after. Yay!
"Rosie" Bye Bye Birdie
I was never crazy for flowers,
I confess that nothing left me colder;
I could watch a daisy for hours
And all I'd feel was sev'ral hours older!
Lilacs and lilies, any bloom you please,
All what they did was make me shrug or sneeze;
But now I love each blossom that I see,
For a lovely little rose loves me.
--
Now my life is rosy, (Oh, we'll be happy, I know)
Since I found my Rosie, (Off to the preacher we'll go)
With a girl like Rosie, (So how could we be blue?)
How could I be blue?
--
Life is one sweet beautiful song to me
When love is right then
What can be wrong?
Life is one sweet beautiful song
To me!
The zip is here. Tell me when I need to re-upload.