Murder She Wrote

[if_she_hollers]

Like, me?  Murder?  Gosh, this is so totally exciting!  It's like some sort of mystery novel come to life.  I like, wonder who the real culprit is?  I can like, totally assure all of you that I have an airtight alibi.  I was totally asleep in bed all of last night and like, no one can prove otherwise.  Know like, what I think?  The real murderer's

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[stateofworry]

I hadn't considered that... but with the information we've been given, I doubt that's the case...

[if_she_hollers]

. . . Yeah. I like, know. Forget what I said before -- This is an entirely different game.

You on that list?

[stateofworry]

It is. It's like nothing we've encountered here before. As much as I would like to believe otherwise, it truly seems that what the police are saying is genuine to some extent...

No. But people I know are...

[if_she_hollers]

Like, I know. I'm starting to totally buy into it, too. But like, you got any proof? 'Cause like, I'm pretty sure I'm still totally me.

You should like, try and help 'em. I bet some loony's gonna come after us all sooner or later.

[stateofworry]

I don't know. But I will do everything in my capacity to protect the people important to me.

[if_she_hollers]

Like, go for it. But like, remember to watch out for yourself too.