Dormez vous?

[if_she_hollers]

So I, like, hid in the basement when like, that Korean death plague was going around and I think I, like, fell asleep.  It was like, a really good nap, but I think it might've been on the long side since I guess, like, two weeks have passed.  It's like, totally hard to keep track of time when you're in the dark all the time and sleeping, but I

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[dynamic_may_lee]

KOREAN DEATH PLAGUE?!?!?!

[if_she_hollers]

AAAAAHHHHHH! WHERE!?!??!

[dynamic_may_lee]

HOW DARE ANYONE CLAIM A "DEATH PLAGUE" WOULD COME FROM THE GREAT NATION OF KOREA! WE STAND FOR JUSTICE, NOT BIOLOGICAL WARFARE!

[if_she_hollers]

YOU'RE, LIKE, USING THE DEATH PLAGUE FOR WAR? THAT'S TERRIBLE.

[dynamic_may_lee]

ABSOLUTELY NOT! THERE'S NO SUCH THING!

[if_she_hollers]

OMIGOD. LIKE, COMMUNIST RUSSIA SAID THE SAME THING ABOUT NUCLEAR BOMBS.

[dynamic_may_lee]

THE SOVIET UNION FELL BECAUSE IT WAS BUILT ON LIES AND EVIL! SOUTH KOREA REMAINS STRONG AS EVER BECAUSE WE STAND FOR TRUTH AND JUSTICE! DON'T THROW US IN THE SAME LOT AS THEM!!!

[if_she_hollers]

A DEATH PLAGUE IS TOTALLY LIES AND EVIL. LIKE, WHAT'S YOUR DEFINITION OF TRUTH AND JUSTICE, GOD?!

[dynamic_may_lee]

... It must be Chinese.

[if_she_hollers]

. . . Chinese is truth and justice?

[dynamic_may_lee]

The plague.

[if_she_hollers]

Chinese is the plague?

. . . Oh!

Like, the plague is Chinese! I like, totally got it! Gosh, why didn't you just like, say so?

[dynamic_may_lee]

I had to defend Korea's honor!

[if_she_hollers]

Like, I never said which half of Korea. Maybe I meant the one that you're not from.

[dynamic_may_lee]

Well they are still our countrymen no matter what that madman says...