STORY TIME BITCHES *this is a good one* ^if you let your kids read this you are bad parents^
ight im bored so gather around and im gonna tell yous guys a story!!
"ight see this one time i was in mexico. dont remmeber why i was there i was way to drunk anyways.. i ran in to this homeless guy who asked for money well i didnt have any money cuz i spent it all on those young pretty sexy.. mmmm under aged girls.. yah know the ones you can get like 5 for 1 american dollar... anyways i didnt have any money.. so if asked for my shoes.. i was wearin my chucks so i was pissed i was like "nah dumb homeless guy i aint givin you my damn shoes" yeah well dont ever tell that to a bum b.c he got this look in his eyes it was like when you do something like get caught havin sex and you mom walks in and gives you that look like your a total slut then she gives you the same look when to tell her your havin your own brothers baby.. right back to mexico... ohh yeah the bum gave me this evil eye so i freeked out and jumped in to the mexican waters witch it a total no-no anyways i was swimming up stream drunk away from this bum when i ran into j and shaggs from icp they helped me out of the water.. and as soon as i get out what did those lil fuckers do they took my damn shoes... fuckin never trust a juggalo... or atlest j and shaggs.. anyways they take my shoes so now the bum gets mad and he bits me right! he fuckin bit me! so i got sent to the hospital b.c some mexican said that fucker had like aids or cancer something like that... so here i am.. chillin in my hospital bed with fuckin hurpagonna-something-or-other... witch is a real illenss it can kill.. right so im just chillin there eatin my crackas.. when that fuckin homeless guy comes in and tells me hes my fuckin dad... but at this point i dont know if he really said this or not... but hey its all good it add some flaver to the story.. well he hits me with a billyclub next thing i new i was behind market-basket with the worst hangover no shoes or shirt... and what do you know those fuckin bite makes with a damn tooth still in it...and thats the end bitches"
always
Brittany
"ight see this one time i was in mexico. dont remmeber why i was there i was way to drunk anyways.. i ran in to this homeless guy who asked for money well i didnt have any money cuz i spent it all on those young pretty sexy.. mmmm under aged girls.. yah know the ones you can get like 5 for 1 american dollar... anyways i didnt have any money.. so if asked for my shoes.. i was wearin my chucks so i was pissed i was like "nah dumb homeless guy i aint givin you my damn shoes" yeah well dont ever tell that to a bum b.c he got this look in his eyes it was like when you do something like get caught havin sex and you mom walks in and gives you that look like your a total slut then she gives you the same look when to tell her your havin your own brothers baby.. right back to mexico... ohh yeah the bum gave me this evil eye so i freeked out and jumped in to the mexican waters witch it a total no-no anyways i was swimming up stream drunk away from this bum when i ran into j and shaggs from icp they helped me out of the water.. and as soon as i get out what did those lil fuckers do they took my damn shoes... fuckin never trust a juggalo... or atlest j and shaggs.. anyways they take my shoes so now the bum gets mad and he bits me right! he fuckin bit me! so i got sent to the hospital b.c some mexican said that fucker had like aids or cancer something like that... so here i am.. chillin in my hospital bed with fuckin hurpagonna-something-or-other... witch is a real illenss it can kill.. right so im just chillin there eatin my crackas.. when that fuckin homeless guy comes in and tells me hes my fuckin dad... but at this point i dont know if he really said this or not... but hey its all good it add some flaver to the story.. well he hits me with a billyclub next thing i new i was behind market-basket with the worst hangover no shoes or shirt... and what do you know those fuckin bite makes with a damn tooth still in it...and thats the end bitches"
always
Brittany