self-explanatory
I'll be gone from the 20th-27th. Marco Island! My parents own an oceanfront apartment there, nothing luxurious, just really beachy and nice. Like every other year, this week is full of fruity drinks, beer, feeling like a spick, seagulls, trying to avoid my male relatives that are more like bodyguards, reading a lot under umbrellas, and sudoku, and LOTS of sunscreen (I almost thought I had written semen, that would have been great.) My room, along with the rest of my house is locked up by shutters in case a hurricane or the four horsemen of the apocalypse come by. I know one of them will be in town, for sure.