Jan 28, 2008 09:47
Copped from the Encyclopedia Dramatica:
Your mom is definitely a drunk. You came out George Bush.
Your mom, according to psychiatric experts everywhere, is the most sexually active person on the planet. The chief defining characteristics of your mom include:
1. hot (MILF)
2. promiscuous
3. obsessive over cock
4. obsessive over MY cock
5. obsessive over my, my best friends, and my best friends dogs cock
6. fat
7. ugly
8. a fat ugly hooker
9. a fat ugly cock sucking hooker
10. a fat ugly cock sucking donkey fucking hooker
11. Ignores you because of cock