Dr.Demas childrens health food program
I came upon the website of dr.dumbass and her program to teach kids abotu healthy foods. this hsit is fucked upits fuckign funny as shit too.
thats dr.dumbass herself. antonia dumbass. man, even i do better with photoshop cropping. i think she used paint program.
dr.dumbass, im sara, i love tofu all i think of is tofu, i masterbate to tofu, i stuff tofu up my ass, i onyl eat tofu tofu tofu tofu .
fuck tofu you little bitch. eat soem candy. and why the fuck does your drawign of tofu suddenly have a little skull or mushroom on it?
hey anuckus, nice drawing of dr.dumbass, you made her look like kurt cobain or the lead singer of the crash test dummies fucking idiot. and another thing, you need to cook with the pan on the stove, if thats what those stupid circles are in your drawing.
hell yeah you liked the torrlas and bean junnior fernandas look at your name, oh nice drawign idiot your hand crippled and you didnt draw with the good one or something? jesus man, oh wait, jesus is probably your borthers name.
antonia brainwashed us and depreived us of food that tastes good like candy chokolat milk and everythign we look at on tv everday and in magazine everyday and see other kids that antonia didnt meet eat everyday and it maes us hungry and depressed and all we can eat is carrots. this is my suicide letter. fuck you natonia.
your eater?
"i wake up everday only because antonia is going to feed me" youre pretty fucked up kid. i wake up becausei have to pee really bad or take a shit not because some strange dr is going to feed me carrots.
whats with the "purple good" cut off words at the end of this one. purple good? wtf? antonia is hiding soem of their letters from us.
"sometimes i just stand" oh okay. yeah i think you should be held back a grade for that one. kid, standign doesnt do shit for your mommy if shes cooking. absolutely nothing. and your drawign looks really cool were you high? thats a big ass table for that little chinese women and a big bowl too.
why did they give out her address and name? this isnt that funny until i read her name. i automatically think of matrina. and then hurricane katrina. wait zeb tats not funny. yes it is. its fuckign hilarious. i had a dream abotu a brand of rat repellent called rat katrina, because it totally fucks up rat communities. it doesnt work in georgia or alabama or mississippi thoguh because it makes all the rats go to those states they dotn really die. just like everyone in new o just migrated to those states.
perfect? or pathetic? green rice pudding? i think dr.dumbass just fed you her green ass pudding form her toilet bowl kid
dear levon,
are you skitzophrenic? your pciture doesnt make any sense. why is your hair above your head. if itsn ot hair. what is that. why does your taco look like that? did you drop acid when your wrote to dr.dumbass? can you mail me some, heres my address:
13100 nw12 ave
miami florida
april 4th 1999
actualy thats katrinias addresss. oooooopppsssssssss seeendd ittt annywwaaayyy mmannn
"my family loved the mexican food because she is spanish" hmm...small family. just one female i guess.
whats with those hats/tacos?
okay this one is really fucked up. seriously. this is what made me do this entry:
you LIKE it when she tells you to wash your hands? you like it when she LETS you guess whats in the soul food? do you like it when she shes you her gross tittiies after you wash your hands because you just touched them and they oozed out liquid? seriosu kid. what the fuck is wrong with you. i jsut tore you apart and im not even doen with the first sentence of your letter. secodn sentence- learn to spell and write thoughts. you like when she lets you clean the dishes for her huh? you like when she calls u a little stupid bitch too kid? ooohhh hot hot hot water, do you mean she burnt you with boiling water and kicked you in the head and spit on your ear?
conclusion: dr.demas is a sadistic pervert.
wait one last thing. this was separate from the others:
you know how fucked up that is? did she change your gender too with a pair of school scizzors kid?
oh well. here are pictures of the rest of the dr.demas staff. they all look like retired porn stars from the 70's at a big nasty wrinkley pornstar reunion. butt its liek a bunch fo burn otu stars. its like instead of porn star, its pornblackhole reunion. nasty. here they are:
why cant you see his hands? hes forcing a carrot into his pee hole. wait wait wit. this is the guys name:Philippus Miller III what the fuck? im serious thats hsi fuckign NAME. phillipisuspussypiss
Joan Peven Smith. she was not only in 70's porn films but in those " i used to be anorexic " documentaries too. shes 23 in this picture sadly. you should see her now.
Joan Roos Egner, Ed. D.
Treasurer
she likes the weather channel, confusign the word whether with weather, masterbating, and readign the hobbit by j.r.r tolkein over and over and over and overrrr aanddd ovvverrrr annddd ovverrrrr. while masterbating.
Harvey Zarren, M.D., F.A.C.C. the commentary on this is very unsuitable. ill keep my mtuh shut on this one unless someone else mentiosn something. you can write to this guy though.
Harvey Zarren
33 Hawthorne Road
Swampscott, MA, 01907
Phone: (781) 599-4718
Fax: (781) 599-7393
hzarren@cove.com
Caldwell B. Esselstyn, Jr.. he was the "main guy" in all the porns they starred in. burnt out in. hes the one who kept his socks on when he fucked everyone. hes the really big one basically. unfortunantly.
T. Colin Campbell, Ph.D.. he invinted rim jobs. oooo zeb why did you say that. because thats part of our friendship. i say shit like that. and i cuzz alot. i make you look more pure and pristine.
hold on.
does anyone else notice the similarity between these two.
jim carrey = Carolyn P. Landis the Secretary for dumbass.
last but yes, least. Barbara Orlando
New York City . shes what everyones mom looks like that is a teacher. tell your mom or teachers to stop going for the " barara orlando look" because zeb just informed you its gross. the sweater zipp up is not from r.e.i either you are fooling anyoen bitch.
hopefull no one is going to tell me that one of these people is there mom or dad. Ha wouldnt that be funny.
enjoy children.
thats dr.dumbass herself. antonia dumbass. man, even i do better with photoshop cropping. i think she used paint program.
dr.dumbass, im sara, i love tofu all i think of is tofu, i masterbate to tofu, i stuff tofu up my ass, i onyl eat tofu tofu tofu tofu .
fuck tofu you little bitch. eat soem candy. and why the fuck does your drawign of tofu suddenly have a little skull or mushroom on it?
hey anuckus, nice drawing of dr.dumbass, you made her look like kurt cobain or the lead singer of the crash test dummies fucking idiot. and another thing, you need to cook with the pan on the stove, if thats what those stupid circles are in your drawing.
hell yeah you liked the torrlas and bean junnior fernandas look at your name, oh nice drawign idiot your hand crippled and you didnt draw with the good one or something? jesus man, oh wait, jesus is probably your borthers name.
antonia brainwashed us and depreived us of food that tastes good like candy chokolat milk and everythign we look at on tv everday and in magazine everyday and see other kids that antonia didnt meet eat everyday and it maes us hungry and depressed and all we can eat is carrots. this is my suicide letter. fuck you natonia.
your eater?
"i wake up everday only because antonia is going to feed me" youre pretty fucked up kid. i wake up becausei have to pee really bad or take a shit not because some strange dr is going to feed me carrots.
whats with the "purple good" cut off words at the end of this one. purple good? wtf? antonia is hiding soem of their letters from us.
"sometimes i just stand" oh okay. yeah i think you should be held back a grade for that one. kid, standign doesnt do shit for your mommy if shes cooking. absolutely nothing. and your drawign looks really cool were you high? thats a big ass table for that little chinese women and a big bowl too.
why did they give out her address and name? this isnt that funny until i read her name. i automatically think of matrina. and then hurricane katrina. wait zeb tats not funny. yes it is. its fuckign hilarious. i had a dream abotu a brand of rat repellent called rat katrina, because it totally fucks up rat communities. it doesnt work in georgia or alabama or mississippi thoguh because it makes all the rats go to those states they dotn really die. just like everyone in new o just migrated to those states.
perfect? or pathetic? green rice pudding? i think dr.dumbass just fed you her green ass pudding form her toilet bowl kid
dear levon,
are you skitzophrenic? your pciture doesnt make any sense. why is your hair above your head. if itsn ot hair. what is that. why does your taco look like that? did you drop acid when your wrote to dr.dumbass? can you mail me some, heres my address:
13100 nw12 ave
miami florida
april 4th 1999
actualy thats katrinias addresss. oooooopppsssssssss seeendd ittt annywwaaayyy mmannn
"my family loved the mexican food because she is spanish" hmm...small family. just one female i guess.
whats with those hats/tacos?
okay this one is really fucked up. seriously. this is what made me do this entry:
you LIKE it when she tells you to wash your hands? you like it when she LETS you guess whats in the soul food? do you like it when she shes you her gross tittiies after you wash your hands because you just touched them and they oozed out liquid? seriosu kid. what the fuck is wrong with you. i jsut tore you apart and im not even doen with the first sentence of your letter. secodn sentence- learn to spell and write thoughts. you like when she lets you clean the dishes for her huh? you like when she calls u a little stupid bitch too kid? ooohhh hot hot hot water, do you mean she burnt you with boiling water and kicked you in the head and spit on your ear?
conclusion: dr.demas is a sadistic pervert.
wait one last thing. this was separate from the others:
you know how fucked up that is? did she change your gender too with a pair of school scizzors kid?
oh well. here are pictures of the rest of the dr.demas staff. they all look like retired porn stars from the 70's at a big nasty wrinkley pornstar reunion. butt its liek a bunch fo burn otu stars. its like instead of porn star, its pornblackhole reunion. nasty. here they are:
why cant you see his hands? hes forcing a carrot into his pee hole. wait wait wit. this is the guys name:Philippus Miller III what the fuck? im serious thats hsi fuckign NAME. phillipisuspussypiss
Joan Peven Smith. she was not only in 70's porn films but in those " i used to be anorexic " documentaries too. shes 23 in this picture sadly. you should see her now.
Joan Roos Egner, Ed. D.
Treasurer
she likes the weather channel, confusign the word whether with weather, masterbating, and readign the hobbit by j.r.r tolkein over and over and over and overrrr aanddd ovvverrrr annddd ovverrrrr. while masterbating.
Harvey Zarren, M.D., F.A.C.C. the commentary on this is very unsuitable. ill keep my mtuh shut on this one unless someone else mentiosn something. you can write to this guy though.
Harvey Zarren
33 Hawthorne Road
Swampscott, MA, 01907
Phone: (781) 599-4718
Fax: (781) 599-7393
hzarren@cove.com
Caldwell B. Esselstyn, Jr.. he was the "main guy" in all the porns they starred in. burnt out in. hes the one who kept his socks on when he fucked everyone. hes the really big one basically. unfortunantly.
T. Colin Campbell, Ph.D.. he invinted rim jobs. oooo zeb why did you say that. because thats part of our friendship. i say shit like that. and i cuzz alot. i make you look more pure and pristine.
hold on.
does anyone else notice the similarity between these two.
jim carrey = Carolyn P. Landis the Secretary for dumbass.
last but yes, least. Barbara Orlando
New York City . shes what everyones mom looks like that is a teacher. tell your mom or teachers to stop going for the " barara orlando look" because zeb just informed you its gross. the sweater zipp up is not from r.e.i either you are fooling anyoen bitch.
hopefull no one is going to tell me that one of these people is there mom or dad. Ha wouldnt that be funny.
enjoy children.