I respectfully disagree, meme.
I always plug my name into these when I see them on my flist but I never post them. This one, though, I had to share:
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I set thete1 's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Friday I bought porn for shiny_glor_chan (-10 points). Last Tuesday I punched fictionalknight in the arm (-10 points). Last Wednesday zenithjolt and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last week I helped darthbatgirl see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-128 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
iesika
I'm pretty sure they did their math wrong or something, as buying porn for Gloria should have gotten me a bazillion points. I submit this compromise: Superman has to come over and give my lump of coal the Super Treatment (the end result of which is my icon).
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I set thete1 's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Friday I bought porn for shiny_glor_chan (-10 points). Last Tuesday I punched fictionalknight in the arm (-10 points). Last Wednesday zenithjolt and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last week I helped darthbatgirl see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-128 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
iesika
I'm pretty sure they did their math wrong or something, as buying porn for Gloria should have gotten me a bazillion points. I submit this compromise: Superman has to come over and give my lump of coal the Super Treatment (the end result of which is my icon).