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Ok.. Ok.. So I lied. Yes, this is good enough to bring me back.
The Location: Target (bathroom)
Joshy Poo walks in and notices another Target employee fixing himself up in the mirror with a huge smile on his face. I start to pee and I noticed the handicap stall has all these bags around the bottom so you can't see in. I think nothing of it. I keep on peeing. (this is one of those long pees) Then I hear "Yeah, uhhhhhhhh, mhhhhhhhmmmmm, Oh, Smack my ass, *smack*". I zip up and turn around, wide eyed and I look at the other kid in the bathroom. He can't hold in his laughs anymore and blurts out "Oh My God!" I start laughing as I hear "Oh Shit" and a whole bunch of shuffling in the stall. We make eye contact and bolt out of the bathroom in total laughter. The other kid runs out onto the main floor and I took off up the stairs to the break room. Needless to say, I encountered some good lovin tonight at work.