Someone tell that kid to put a fucking shirt on.

May 27, 2005 10:55

Ok, so what exactly is the deal with highschool kids taking their shits off? I mean I can't honestly say it's ever really occured to me to take my shirt off infront of a camera, and then have someone take my photo. It just isn't a thought or an idea I ever had. Perhaps it's because I wasn't born in Alabama. Perhaps, I'm aware of how stupid it is to take your shirt off more than 3 times a week unless you're getting into the shower, having sex, sleeping, or you've been shot and need to make a make-shift bandage out of your t-shirt. Looking around people's LJ's and photo directories I've noticed that apparently alot of people like taking their shirts off. Mostly jock-esque kids who for some reason also can't wear a hat properly. It seems as if someone is wearing a hat on the crown of their head, they more than likley also have their shirt off. Now, I could understand if you were a body builder, and just that flippantly arrogant that you had to show off your pec's to score with the ladies, but these cat's are skinny, pale, bird chested kids. It's a wonder they don't get their sternum crushed whilst playing football in the big state championships (Does your father own a dealership?). It would also appear that the same kids listen to 95.7 Jamz, and think they're educated on hip hop. Does 95.7 play hip hop? Fuck no they do not. Rap and R&B is not hip-hop. Which brings me down to my short list of things I hate today more so than yesterday:

1)Consumer level digital cameras.
2)People who own Photoshop Elements 2.0 (or comparable software).
3)People who have live journals and the previously listed items.
4)People who don't have their photo's password protected and my wondering eyes stumble upon them, stupid and shirtless.
5)Rap.
6)People who can't wear their hats right.
7)Trucks.
8)Football.
9)Wraslin'!
10Stickers on trucks that depict ducks, deer, or other animals. Also the Oakley logo.
11)People under 21.

I'd also like to take this time to thank Jordan, the vegan kid from seattle for making my LJ lay out an outstanding piece. of low-brow art.

I'm rich, bitch.
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