Words rendered ineligible for use in final paper:
-travesty (why not?! so unclear)
-slackerly (Merriam-Webster said, No, bitch.)
Words used successfully in said academic treatise:
-despicable
-jack-rabbit
-sonofabitsch goddam
Still on the verge, still a friend glutton (not a friendly greedy whore; let's not get confused), still uncertain about things vaguely related to hypochondriac schizophrenia, still exhibiting old-lady tendencies in afternoon walks, still haven't gone outside today, still under duress, etc.
-slackerly (Merriam-Webster said, No, bitch.)
Words used successfully in said academic treatise:
-despicable
-jack-rabbit
-sonofabitsch goddam
Still on the verge, still a friend glutton (not a friendly greedy whore; let's not get confused), still uncertain about things vaguely related to hypochondriac schizophrenia, still exhibiting old-lady tendencies in afternoon walks, still haven't gone outside today, still under duress, etc.