Random meme
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (The internet's the life for me.)
✓ I own lots of books. (Not enough! Never enough!)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses. (That would be cool)
✓ I love to play video games. (Not as much as some might think though.)
× I've tried marijuana. (Nor do I intend to.)
× I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Always.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Rarely but it does happen.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Have gone through a tortured artist phase and am now pretending to be an author.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (I don't believe in violence.)
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (Rain is fun.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now. (I spend too much.)
✓ I love sushi. (Sushi is good.)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (Whenever I have caffeine.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair. (It is called Isabel.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
× I have at least one sibling.
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Born, lived and love outside the US.)
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look.
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic. (Sometimes I am.)
× I have a lot of mood swings. (My moods are slow ebbs and flows.)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Australia, it is legal (as long as it's not on the street). I disapprove morally but there are lots of things I disapprove of.)
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends. (Lot of associates anyway. Quite a few friends.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Full on snogged.)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (Don't do it a lot though.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (I live in denim.)
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Not. Anymore.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (My mum is cool,)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Don't we all?)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Never done it.)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (Not a fun thing to do.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (<3 Jess. :3)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I have very little idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (Probably in 10 years time or something.)
× I have changed a diaper before. (And glad of this.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (I am allergic to something but I don't know what.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. ("Knowledge makes you realise how ignorant you really are.")
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Almost. Close enough.)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alcamohol for the win!)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Ah the days of yore.)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (Very little but some.)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (I have a whole document of clauses of what happens if I sacrifice my life though. Will write some other time.)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Am obsessive but not that much of a perfectionist nowadays.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (What career?)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
✓ I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (Need more sleep and Jess though.)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat. (Australian)
× Republican. (Australian)
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Answers go both ways here so we can assume no)
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (Nowadays anyway.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s). (Ooh yeah. Sweet unemployment.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (:))
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles. (They're alright.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Who doesn't? Isn't this why people do things?)
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Clarimanet all the way.)
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (So much fun.)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in. (I lose things all the time.)
× I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Every day. Every day.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (I not only try, I succeed.)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Sacredness of life and all that.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Always good.)
✓ I'm an artist. (A bad one but an artist nonetheless.)
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (I'd live in one anyway.)
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (NO ONE WAS TAGGED!!!111!!!)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (All my internet friends are RL friends.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (Both are very nice though.)
× I want to own my own business. (I want to be an author. Not quite the same thing.)
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (I live in front of this screen.)
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (People rarely say I'm normal.)
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (So. Stupid. Who likes this!?)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (So many times.)
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (It was this one time, at band camp...)
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (They concluded I was perfectly normal and incredibly well adjusted...)
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone. (Sometimes you need to be alone, other times you need someone to be with you.)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Usually around three.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Impulse spender is me.)
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (FTW)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (My own oppinion is the importantt thing.)
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language. (Not unless you count gibberish.)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Books beat your TV shows anyday.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (Fiction is my life.)
× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings. (I have an ear!)
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Never cried over it. Just done my philosophical thing.)
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Oh I wish...)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest. (Almost all the time. Which is why people never guess when I'm not.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (It's so much less interesting cos I'm a guy.)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (Straight.)
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Haven't but only because my parents haven't left me alone long enough.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk. (Milk is awesome.)
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me. (At least my phone and often my whole bag.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (And worked well.)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (I live with my mum.)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Geek pride!)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Nah. It's the people who pay them who disturb me.)
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (History is cool. Time travel isn't.)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (Oh that's right! I didn't park it!)
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (:P)
✓ I love to sing. (Music is the language of us all.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping. (Not yet.)
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (Red hair is awesome.)
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Yes. I am wierd.)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (What's done is done and can't be undone.)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (If only...)
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (I wish I'd accomplished more damnit.)
× I need more time to myself. (Not at the moment.)
✓ I wish I was more open-minded. (I am surprisingly conservative.)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (I will but I don't hope it.)
× I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (So much fun...)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (What's death note?)
× I love playing Truth or Dare. (Not very much. Can be fun.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (Singing rawks!)
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (Music helps keep me sane(ish))
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love. (Don't hate.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
Not in the mood for any kind of serious update but I filled this out.
✓ I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (The internet's the life for me.)
✓ I own lots of books. (Not enough! Never enough!)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses. (That would be cool)
✓ I love to play video games. (Not as much as some might think though.)
× I've tried marijuana. (Nor do I intend to.)
× I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Always.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Rarely but it does happen.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Have gone through a tortured artist phase and am now pretending to be an author.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (I don't believe in violence.)
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (Rain is fun.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now. (I spend too much.)
✓ I love sushi. (Sushi is good.)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (Whenever I have caffeine.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair. (It is called Isabel.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
× I have at least one sibling.
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Born, lived and love outside the US.)
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look.
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic. (Sometimes I am.)
× I have a lot of mood swings. (My moods are slow ebbs and flows.)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Australia, it is legal (as long as it's not on the street). I disapprove morally but there are lots of things I disapprove of.)
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends. (Lot of associates anyway. Quite a few friends.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Full on snogged.)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (Don't do it a lot though.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (I live in denim.)
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Not. Anymore.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (My mum is cool,)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Don't we all?)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Never done it.)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (Not a fun thing to do.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (<3 Jess. :3)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I have very little idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (Probably in 10 years time or something.)
× I have changed a diaper before. (And glad of this.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (I am allergic to something but I don't know what.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. ("Knowledge makes you realise how ignorant you really are.")
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Almost. Close enough.)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alcamohol for the win!)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Ah the days of yore.)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (Very little but some.)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (I have a whole document of clauses of what happens if I sacrifice my life though. Will write some other time.)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Am obsessive but not that much of a perfectionist nowadays.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (What career?)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
✓ I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (Need more sleep and Jess though.)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat. (Australian)
× Republican. (Australian)
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Answers go both ways here so we can assume no)
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (Nowadays anyway.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s). (Ooh yeah. Sweet unemployment.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (:))
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles. (They're alright.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Who doesn't? Isn't this why people do things?)
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Clarimanet all the way.)
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (So much fun.)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in. (I lose things all the time.)
× I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Every day. Every day.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (I not only try, I succeed.)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Sacredness of life and all that.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Always good.)
✓ I'm an artist. (A bad one but an artist nonetheless.)
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (I'd live in one anyway.)
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (NO ONE WAS TAGGED!!!111!!!)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (All my internet friends are RL friends.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (Both are very nice though.)
× I want to own my own business. (I want to be an author. Not quite the same thing.)
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (I live in front of this screen.)
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (People rarely say I'm normal.)
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (So. Stupid. Who likes this!?)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (So many times.)
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (It was this one time, at band camp...)
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (They concluded I was perfectly normal and incredibly well adjusted...)
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone. (Sometimes you need to be alone, other times you need someone to be with you.)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Usually around three.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Impulse spender is me.)
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (FTW)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (My own oppinion is the importantt thing.)
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language. (Not unless you count gibberish.)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Books beat your TV shows anyday.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (Fiction is my life.)
× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings. (I have an ear!)
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Never cried over it. Just done my philosophical thing.)
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Oh I wish...)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest. (Almost all the time. Which is why people never guess when I'm not.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (It's so much less interesting cos I'm a guy.)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (Straight.)
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Haven't but only because my parents haven't left me alone long enough.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk. (Milk is awesome.)
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me. (At least my phone and often my whole bag.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (And worked well.)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (I live with my mum.)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Geek pride!)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Nah. It's the people who pay them who disturb me.)
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (History is cool. Time travel isn't.)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (Oh that's right! I didn't park it!)
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (:P)
✓ I love to sing. (Music is the language of us all.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping. (Not yet.)
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (Red hair is awesome.)
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Yes. I am wierd.)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (What's done is done and can't be undone.)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (If only...)
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (I wish I'd accomplished more damnit.)
× I need more time to myself. (Not at the moment.)
✓ I wish I was more open-minded. (I am surprisingly conservative.)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (I will but I don't hope it.)
× I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (So much fun...)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (What's death note?)
× I love playing Truth or Dare. (Not very much. Can be fun.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (Singing rawks!)
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (Music helps keep me sane(ish))
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love. (Don't hate.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
Not in the mood for any kind of serious update but I filled this out.