My curtains are leaking

Jun 12, 2006 17:32

So yesterday I was walking Boogs. I was at the top of the coldasack(however the fuck it's spelled) next to my street. Anywho... I standing by the top house & Boogs pops a squat in this person's yard. I always let her piss & shit whereever she pleases & I just keep walkin' w/ my headphones. So one of the tracks on my CD player wasn't working, it was stuck at 0:00. Perfect timing for the owner of the yard to pull up. He pulls 1/2 way into his driveway, rolls down the window & says "I don't want your dog peeing on my lawn...er...my rocks" I just stare at him & laugh. Then I changed the song & I couldn't hear what he said but he pointed down Old Father... maybe saying there were plenty of places to piss there... I just continue to walk towards him... he pulled his car all the way in the driveway & I just walk down the street listenin' to Ville. I stop right before I get to the wash that connects my street & that street & proceed to turn around. The creepy old man is in his driveway watching me. I just glare back at him. WHAT WAS HE GONNA DO?!  I laughed the whole fucking time & it was so cool. That same day Mikey & I had watched the Simpsons where the first George Bush moves across the street from the Simpsons & he gets all pissed cause Bart's a no good kid w/ no respect for his elders. In the words of Mrs. Krabopple "HAH!" ::takes a drag of a cigarette"
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