he went out tiger hunting with his elephant and gun, in case of accidents he always took his mom
*calories consumed: umm..1000? 100000?
*cookies eaten (more important): only 1 (im getting better)
*cigarettes smoked: 5 (not so good)
*cigarettes not smoked: 15 (excellent!)
*drugs? unfortunately not.
lovely and unusually productive day today in austin. we were originally shopping for knives for bec's ninja lovin boyfriend and ended up buying sunglasses, a cigarette case, and this really cool carved wooden jewelry box. i couldn't pass it up. we also hit up whole foods and sampled all of its delicious goodness.
deep in the jungle where the mighty tiger lies, bill and his elephants were taken by suprise.
so captain marble zapped him right between the eyes........ZAP
on a side note, i'm thinking of going into hibernation. this is due to the arctic temperature of our dorm..if it gets any lower my blood will freeze in my veins and i will remain preserved for the rest of time, or until someone clever defrosts me in a gigantic, but non-toxic, microwave. and i will tell him all about the past and make it seem infinitely more interesting than it was.
the children asked him if to kill was not a sin. if looks could kill it would've been us instead of him...
the beatles make me incredibly happy :)
HEYYY BUNGALO BILL, WHAT DID YA KILL? BUNGALO BILL....
*cookies eaten (more important): only 1 (im getting better)
*cigarettes smoked: 5 (not so good)
*cigarettes not smoked: 15 (excellent!)
*drugs? unfortunately not.
lovely and unusually productive day today in austin. we were originally shopping for knives for bec's ninja lovin boyfriend and ended up buying sunglasses, a cigarette case, and this really cool carved wooden jewelry box. i couldn't pass it up. we also hit up whole foods and sampled all of its delicious goodness.
deep in the jungle where the mighty tiger lies, bill and his elephants were taken by suprise.
so captain marble zapped him right between the eyes........ZAP
on a side note, i'm thinking of going into hibernation. this is due to the arctic temperature of our dorm..if it gets any lower my blood will freeze in my veins and i will remain preserved for the rest of time, or until someone clever defrosts me in a gigantic, but non-toxic, microwave. and i will tell him all about the past and make it seem infinitely more interesting than it was.
the children asked him if to kill was not a sin. if looks could kill it would've been us instead of him...
the beatles make me incredibly happy :)
HEYYY BUNGALO BILL, WHAT DID YA KILL? BUNGALO BILL....