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My night started by standing in line freezing and listening to stupid old metal heads talk about the good old days of metal. Then I watched Alabama Thunder Pussy play and they were ok but seem to be trying too hard to be cool. Then All That Remains played and were fucking awesome as usual. Then the almighty GWAR came on. That was the greatest thing i've ever expierenced. There was Michael Jackson squirting oil since his face got ripped off and it was revealed that he is in fact a robot. And then George W Bush got jacked off by the homosexual GWAR slave, right before his intestines got ripped out. There was also Osama Bin Laden getting killed and squirting blood everywhere. Arnold "governator" swartnegar got his hands cut off and was laughing about it. Then Bone Crusher got his shit ruined by a caveman, the homoslave, and the lead singer. The best part was Lacey Peterson having an underwater abortion and the dead baby that came out puking blood/intestinal fluid all over the audience. It was weird how the bands went from redneck metal, to underground hardcore, to oldschool metal, but it was great.