Dana is at DEFCON 1...or 5

[idyll]

Wait, is 1 the highest, or is 5? The boys have been here and drinking since 3PM and I have hit my threshold of tolerance for dealing with them. Actually, I hit it a while ago but I kept hoping they would all three, like, simultaneously pass the fuck out. Since they haven't, I've retreated to the downstairs unit, and locked the door behind me.

Still taking prompts for ficlets, BTW.