I had to share this.

[idunnor]

I can't even fathom the amount of excited this kid is. Really I don't think I have ever been this excited in my life...

N64 Drives Kid Crazy
I wonder how this boy feels about this now.

OH and I got attacked by ducks today.

Comments

[atdt1991]

Everyone thinks they're such sweet little things
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Soft downy feathers and nice little wings.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

But there's a poison I'd like to administer,
You think they're cuddly but I think they're sinister.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

What are they doing at night in the park?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Think of them waddling about in the dark.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Sneering and whispering and stealing your cars,
Reading pornography, smoking cigars.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Nasty and small undeserving of life.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
They smirk at your hairstyle and sleep with your wife.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Dressed in black jackets and horrible shoes,
Getting divorces and turning to booze.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Forcing old ladies to throw them some bread.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Who could deny they'd be better off dead?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Look closer and you may recoil in surprise,
At web-footed fascists with mad little eyes.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

[idunnor]

Is that a song?! I need to hear it if it is!

[atdt1991]

It is a song. Sinister Ducks.

[idunnor]

That is great!... This is the duck song I like

"Duck tape, for my Duckhole", by David Smith

Many people have wondered
Many people have asked
Many people have problems
with their - DUCK HOLES

When Alan, Dan, or Todd come at me with their rods
I get duct tape
duct tape for my duck hole

When Paul, Kyle, or Bryce lick their lips and act real nice
I get duct tape
duct tape for my duck hole

I bring a great big roll
when the fires out of control
for cracks, and quacks, and leaks
I rip off a great big piece

I get duct tape / duct tape for my duck hole
"
Robin close your thighs bend over & you`d be caught by surprise
get duct tape / duct tape for your duck hole

you never know just when your going to need it
it doesn`t matter how many times I repeat it
when the indications clear
you need protection for your rear
get duct tape / duct tape for your duck hole

fabulous for a kink
you`d be glad if you had to make a stink

If you feel a burning surprise
and you want to keep it safe inside

if you get caught at a gay dance
somehow you lost your pants

get duct tape / duct tape for your duck hole

I got duct tape / duct tape for my duck hole

duct tape for me