COMING SOON - "A Week of Futons"
As my ever increasing sense of self-importance dictates, I feel the need to bestow upon you, the oh-so deserving random internet reader and/or literate friend of mine, the story of my last week in real time. With added lying for entertainment and ego-satisfaction. In a few days, the story of my journey across the futons of PA will be presented, witnessed and awarded numerous accolades and scoldings. Blush, bitch!