Binge Night Recollections....
I am an amazing human being.
It is ALWAYS the best idea in the world to show up at a friend's door with a bottle of booze in your hand with every intention of forcing them and anyone you can find to drink on a 'school' night. Yes.
Things I've learned:
- Misa vomitted on Dan's crotch. I brought that up a lot. I think we just randomly ran into her and forced her to do shots. Points to Misa for listening.
- NEVER DRINK THAT MUCH VODKA if you haven't eaten. Or you're not me. Cos DAMN.
- Huh?
- Movies are always better talked over than seen, especially when it's loud enough to wake hte girls downstairs at three AM. FUCK them.
Awesome times. Great great great. For future reference though: Get more than three hours sleep the night before, don't work ten and a half hours beforehand and oh yeah EAT SOMETHING. The dookie apocalypse I just endured would be enough to make most men sterile with just one wiff. Egad.
In closing, here is a sample of a everyday conversation between me and a friend of mine. A chilling account of what is only known as "The D Gun" =
AfC 82 02: i was WAAAAAAAAASTED
AfC 82 02: i drank most of a bottle of vodka
AfC 82 02: and i didn't eat anything yesterday
TDSS02: sweet
AfC 82 02: imagine all that vodka
AfC 82 02: with nothing to filter it
AfC 82 02: NOTHING
TDSS02: thats keeping it REAL
AfC 82 02: i was GONE
AfC 82 02: yeah
AfC 82 02: with the D GUN
TDSS02: NO
TDSS02: DO U HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH POWER IT TAKES TO FIRE THE D-GUN
AfC 82 02: hahahahaha
AfC 82 02: TELL ME
TDSS02: A LIMITLESS AMOUNT OF FUSION PLANTS MIXED WITH THE HORN OF KEBALCON
TDSS02: and red peppers
AfC 82 02: hahaha
(What's the D Gun?)
It is ALWAYS the best idea in the world to show up at a friend's door with a bottle of booze in your hand with every intention of forcing them and anyone you can find to drink on a 'school' night. Yes.
Things I've learned:
- Misa vomitted on Dan's crotch. I brought that up a lot. I think we just randomly ran into her and forced her to do shots. Points to Misa for listening.
- NEVER DRINK THAT MUCH VODKA if you haven't eaten. Or you're not me. Cos DAMN.
- Huh?
- Movies are always better talked over than seen, especially when it's loud enough to wake hte girls downstairs at three AM. FUCK them.
Awesome times. Great great great. For future reference though: Get more than three hours sleep the night before, don't work ten and a half hours beforehand and oh yeah EAT SOMETHING. The dookie apocalypse I just endured would be enough to make most men sterile with just one wiff. Egad.
In closing, here is a sample of a everyday conversation between me and a friend of mine. A chilling account of what is only known as "The D Gun" =
AfC 82 02: i was WAAAAAAAAASTED
AfC 82 02: i drank most of a bottle of vodka
AfC 82 02: and i didn't eat anything yesterday
TDSS02: sweet
AfC 82 02: imagine all that vodka
AfC 82 02: with nothing to filter it
AfC 82 02: NOTHING
TDSS02: thats keeping it REAL
AfC 82 02: i was GONE
AfC 82 02: yeah
AfC 82 02: with the D GUN
TDSS02: NO
TDSS02: DO U HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH POWER IT TAKES TO FIRE THE D-GUN
AfC 82 02: hahahahaha
AfC 82 02: TELL ME
TDSS02: A LIMITLESS AMOUNT OF FUSION PLANTS MIXED WITH THE HORN OF KEBALCON
TDSS02: and red peppers
AfC 82 02: hahaha
(What's the D Gun?)