Alma Mater Massacre!

Aug 31, 2005 17:01

I have either Sunday or Monday coming up off this week. PREPARE YOURSELF

I am thinking of rocketing up to good 'ol horrible Ursinus College and raising some hell. I fully intend to:

2) Park wherever I damn well please, get tons of tickets and never pay them.

b) Drink my weight in whiskey, hobo wine and rum

A) scream and yell and talk to everyone I miss from that place (that'd be about Dan and Tom and some people I was too drunk to remember, but hey, I've got a great ass, so you'll just remember me)

If anyone feels like soldiering on up there with me, just lemme know - guaranteed to be at least thrilling.
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