an odd ball

Feb 19, 2006 15:35

He single handedly fucked up a style of mustaches... or something long those lines
blueroom66: i can't think of a suitable response, so NERF!
Duck1123: Amanda wrote that
blueroom66: what is it, a line from a book? on mustaches?
Duck1123: I was trying to tell her that I hate hitler, because I can't wear my moustache like that
blueroom66: The Mustashioed Gentlemen's Guide to Proper Soup Eating Etiquette
Duck1123: good book
blueroom66: almost as good as Grow Mutton Chops and Lose Weight! but seriously, what do you say to a black guy with a hitler stash?
Duck1123: heil fuhrer?
blueroom66: sweet, you hate minorities too?
Duck1123: only large minorities
Duck1123: albino lepers are okay
blueroom66: yeah, i'm into the korean war veteran gypsy scene. they have such lovely tapestries
Duck1123: oh yes, they're great
Duck1123: I'm rather fond of near-sighted agoraphobes.
Duck1123: they freak out when they can't see the walls
Duck1123: I've been a long-time supporter of voting rites for Lizardmen
blueroom66: nice one. the pun, the set up, the wit
blueroom66: what about canibal missonaries? or people missing the tip of one ear, and otherwise look perfectly normal?
Duck1123: that last one's kinda pushing it
Duck1123: They're okay and all, but I wouldn't want one marrying my daughter
blueroom66: yeah, and they're always named Chip. what's up with that?
blueroom66: Low Carb ZONE Chicken Soup For Dummies Lite Atkins Edition.
Duck1123: that;s great
blueroom66: Are you there, God? It's me, Eddie Murphy.
blueroom66: The Berenstein Bears are Fucking Jewish
blueroom66: The Holy Bible Rick James Edition
Duck1123: did I ever tell you that I'm the number one search result for "Kink Anal Toe Sex": http://www.google.com/search?q=%22kinky+anal+toe+sex%22
Duck1123: *kinky
blueroom66: it's nice to know you cater to another brand of obscure porn fetishes on the internets
Duck1123: It's from that "About Daniel" thing we did
blueroom66: you're an odd ball. i stand by that.
Duck1123: give me back my goat
blueroom66: and your goat? oh, don't worry. i'll see that she gets plenty of... love.
Duck1123: don't you touch her
blueroom66: she's a bad girl. look at me, duck's goat. No! don't look at me *clouts goat between the eyes* dirty girl! the floor is good enough for you!
Duck1123: umm
Duck1123: I don't quite know what to say about that
blueroom66: sorry that was an ugly scene
blueroom66: we'll edit it out before we submit this for publishing
Duck1123: I think I have to stop talking to you now
blueroom66: that may be for the best. i see this going downhill rapidly
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