Hadn't planned on posting this, but it was too funny, especially Six Methos laying *snerk*. Snagged from
lferion:
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
idontlikegravy sent to me...
Twelve charities drumming
Eleven heroes piping
Ten transformers a-leaping
Nine subcircus dancing
Eight books a-milking
Seven comics a-swimming
Six methos a-laying
Five gra-a-a-aphic novels
Four triumph motorcycles
Three harley davidsons
Two stargate atlantis
...and an anime in an egyptian biography.