Discworld/NCIS drabble
Written for Day 6 of consci_fan_mo and for aeron_lanart who asked for Discworld/NCIS ; Abby, Tiffany ; blunt instrument. Only a drabble because I had work today and I'm off to watch Coronation Street in a minute (for those who don't know, Corrie is the longest running soap in the UK, celebrating 50 years this week with a major plotline).
Disclaimer: So not mine.
“It was just here; now it isn’t. Nobody else is here,” Abby pointed out. Tiffany just glowered back. Abby probably should have felt intimidated, staring down a witch, but it was nothing compared with Gibbs’ stare.
Tiffany really liked Abby, there was something of the witch about her and it wasn’t just all the black.
“Okay, whichever one of you it was, put the hammer back right now,” Tiffany said in her best hag voice before looking around the room expectantly. There followed several seconds of silence, followed by the minute but distinct sounds of a scuffle and then…
“Crimmins!”
Disclaimer: So not mine.
“It was just here; now it isn’t. Nobody else is here,” Abby pointed out. Tiffany just glowered back. Abby probably should have felt intimidated, staring down a witch, but it was nothing compared with Gibbs’ stare.
Tiffany really liked Abby, there was something of the witch about her and it wasn’t just all the black.
“Okay, whichever one of you it was, put the hammer back right now,” Tiffany said in her best hag voice before looking around the room expectantly. There followed several seconds of silence, followed by the minute but distinct sounds of a scuffle and then…
“Crimmins!”