shitty rain
the weather is so crap. it's been raining for ages now and i'm freezing cold and want to go out but don't want to get soaked. what the fuck is there naming the seasons different things if the end result is just the same: RAIN RAIN AND BUCKETLOADS OF SHITTY RAIN.
(ugh, imagine actual shitty rain!? ::vomits::)
R-fic under the cut
Title: Technology
Author: idontgiveafaux
Rating: R
Prompt Set: 50.1
Prompt: 014 - Honour
Word Count: Around 500
Summary: Harry and Draco have fun on the net.
Warnings: (at your discretion) Language, sex and sexual themes talk
Notes: for 100quills and x-posted to idontgiveafaux and others.
you can see my other fics for 100quills HERE. they are all one shots so do not have to be read in any particular order.
Dragon Tamer has just logged on
Dragon Tamer says: hi draco
Dragon Tamer says: like my name?
Dragon Tamer says: ;)
Dragon says: Yes, very amusing, Harry.
Dragon Tamer says: what you doing?
Dragon says: Nothing much.
Dragon Tamer says: do you *want* to do something?
Dragon Tamer says: ;)
Dragon says: Like *what*?
Dragon Tamer says: cybersex
Dragon says: What?
Dragon Tamer says: cybersex
Dragon says: What the fuck is cybersex?
Dragon Tamer says: let me explain it the easiest way
Dragon Tamer says: ::pulls down your underwear::
Dragon Tamer says: ::fondles your balls::
Dragon Tamer says: ::takes the head of your cock in my mouth::
Dragon Tamer says: see?
Dragon Tamer says: draco?
Dragon Tamer says: ???
Dragon says: Sorry Harry, I had to run off and clean myself up. Your ‘cybersex’ got me *so* turned out I just couldn’t help myself and absolutely *exploded*!
Dragon Tamer says: you use your imagination if you have one, sarcastic fuck!
Dragon Tamer says: we’re in a bar and it’s crowded with people. We didn’t come together, we don’t know each other but I notice you looking at me. Its so full of people everyones really hot and as I walk over to you you take your shirt off like most of the other guys have done.
Dragon Tamer says: your turn
Dragon says: You begin to tell me your name but I slam one hand over your mouth
Dragon says: Do not speak unless spoken to, slut.
Dragon says: I run the other hand over your arse. I press my body close to yours and squeeze your crotch, before roughly pulling your shirt off over your head and tossing it to the floor.
Dragon says: Tell me your name, bitch.
Dragon Tamer says: harry
Dragon says: Harry what?
Dragon Tamer says: harry potter
Dragon says: No, I don’t think you understood me. Harry Potter, *what*?
Dragon Tamer says: harry potter, sir
Dragon says: Are you my good little whore?
Dragon Tamer says: yes sir
Dragon says: Will you swallow what I feed you?
Dragon Tamer says: yes and it will be an honour sir.
Dragon says: Are you stroking your cock, whore?
Dragon Tamer says: yes are you
Dragon says: Yes.
Dragon Tamer has been disconnected.
“Shit.”
Draco banged the laptop keyboard with his fist, groaning when the screen turned black and it started to beep furiously. Damn Harry for getting disconnected at that moment. Damn his stupid computer. Damn every computer! He picked up his laptop and threw it to the floor. Instantly the beeping stopped. Well, that was one annoyance out of the way, at least.
He decided a trip to see Harry was in order right away. He stood up, turned around and it was only due to his sharp reflexes that he managed to suppress the scream that was building in his throat.
“Harry, you scared the shit out of me,” Draco exclaimed.
Harry stared at him.
“Why are you just standing there? Say something!”
Harry cleared his throat. “You requested I don’t speak unless spoken to. Sir.”
Draco grinned and walked over to Harry. “You learn well, slut. Now get upstairs. Now.”
A/N: I found an LJ icon on my desktop (the background is a load of icons tiled across the screen) which was from a story called Dragon Tamer which I think is by charlotteschaos though I’m not 100% certain. Anyway, I couldn’t think of a username for Harry and then I saw that icon and used it. So thanks Char, if it was you ;)
(ugh, imagine actual shitty rain!? ::vomits::)
R-fic under the cut
Title: Technology
Author: idontgiveafaux
Rating: R
Prompt Set: 50.1
Prompt: 014 - Honour
Word Count: Around 500
Summary: Harry and Draco have fun on the net.
Warnings: (at your discretion) Language, sex and sexual themes talk
Notes: for 100quills and x-posted to idontgiveafaux and others.
you can see my other fics for 100quills HERE. they are all one shots so do not have to be read in any particular order.
Dragon Tamer has just logged on
Dragon Tamer says: hi draco
Dragon Tamer says: like my name?
Dragon Tamer says: ;)
Dragon says: Yes, very amusing, Harry.
Dragon Tamer says: what you doing?
Dragon says: Nothing much.
Dragon Tamer says: do you *want* to do something?
Dragon Tamer says: ;)
Dragon says: Like *what*?
Dragon Tamer says: cybersex
Dragon says: What?
Dragon Tamer says: cybersex
Dragon says: What the fuck is cybersex?
Dragon Tamer says: let me explain it the easiest way
Dragon Tamer says: ::pulls down your underwear::
Dragon Tamer says: ::fondles your balls::
Dragon Tamer says: ::takes the head of your cock in my mouth::
Dragon Tamer says: see?
Dragon Tamer says: draco?
Dragon Tamer says: ???
Dragon says: Sorry Harry, I had to run off and clean myself up. Your ‘cybersex’ got me *so* turned out I just couldn’t help myself and absolutely *exploded*!
Dragon Tamer says: you use your imagination if you have one, sarcastic fuck!
Dragon Tamer says: we’re in a bar and it’s crowded with people. We didn’t come together, we don’t know each other but I notice you looking at me. Its so full of people everyones really hot and as I walk over to you you take your shirt off like most of the other guys have done.
Dragon Tamer says: your turn
Dragon says: You begin to tell me your name but I slam one hand over your mouth
Dragon says: Do not speak unless spoken to, slut.
Dragon says: I run the other hand over your arse. I press my body close to yours and squeeze your crotch, before roughly pulling your shirt off over your head and tossing it to the floor.
Dragon says: Tell me your name, bitch.
Dragon Tamer says: harry
Dragon says: Harry what?
Dragon Tamer says: harry potter
Dragon says: No, I don’t think you understood me. Harry Potter, *what*?
Dragon Tamer says: harry potter, sir
Dragon says: Are you my good little whore?
Dragon Tamer says: yes sir
Dragon says: Will you swallow what I feed you?
Dragon Tamer says: yes and it will be an honour sir.
Dragon says: Are you stroking your cock, whore?
Dragon Tamer says: yes are you
Dragon says: Yes.
Dragon Tamer has been disconnected.
“Shit.”
Draco banged the laptop keyboard with his fist, groaning when the screen turned black and it started to beep furiously. Damn Harry for getting disconnected at that moment. Damn his stupid computer. Damn every computer! He picked up his laptop and threw it to the floor. Instantly the beeping stopped. Well, that was one annoyance out of the way, at least.
He decided a trip to see Harry was in order right away. He stood up, turned around and it was only due to his sharp reflexes that he managed to suppress the scream that was building in his throat.
“Harry, you scared the shit out of me,” Draco exclaimed.
Harry stared at him.
“Why are you just standing there? Say something!”
Harry cleared his throat. “You requested I don’t speak unless spoken to. Sir.”
Draco grinned and walked over to Harry. “You learn well, slut. Now get upstairs. Now.”
A/N: I found an LJ icon on my desktop (the background is a load of icons tiled across the screen) which was from a story called Dragon Tamer which I think is by charlotteschaos though I’m not 100% certain. Anyway, I couldn’t think of a username for Harry and then I saw that icon and used it. So thanks Char, if it was you ;)