i am so angry i am practically beyond the power of speech
i am so fucking angry beyond belief and _unwritten_ if you are reading this, you'll soon know why. so the weather has been nothing more than a big bag of shite lately and i thought "ooh, i know, i'll purposely tune in to lunch time news today so i can get the REAL weather report."
so i'm sitting through all the boring tragedies and stuff (yes i do feel mildly upset that people have died but when they constantly show you depression and woe you just sort of get desentisized. like all those stupid live world earth aid 8 concert crappy things. anyway.) so finally it finishes and i'm really looking forward to seeing my favourite weather woman of them all: shefali. but then to my HORROR the stupid newsreader finishes her piece and introduces this new weather man (i haven't watched it in ages so i don't know if he's new or a permanent fixture) and he goes on to list all of the most horrible weather you can think of:
"we're not having a great british summer this year, are we?" (he pauses for a chuckle at this point as if a great british summer is something we get every year. where has HE been living?) at least when shefali gave bad weather news she did it with sympathy and you thought "it doesn't matter if it's not sunny because i feel warm inside." bah, weather news is just not good without shefali. and my stepbrother knows her. how the fuck did that little nugget of information get unnoticed by me for so long? i'd ask hhim to introduce her to me but i'm scared she'll get scared by the shrine i've made for her (nothing too heavy, just some used tissues and the other normal kind of stuff.)
neighbours is on now but i didn't even watch a minute of it because i'm not getting sucked back into it. oh, and i have this new thing where i say "no" in an australian accent, only i can't do it properly so it's more like "noii." i also say "later" like "laydar." i'm a loser ("loozar!?")
so i'm sitting through all the boring tragedies and stuff (yes i do feel mildly upset that people have died but when they constantly show you depression and woe you just sort of get desentisized. like all those stupid live world earth aid 8 concert crappy things. anyway.) so finally it finishes and i'm really looking forward to seeing my favourite weather woman of them all: shefali. but then to my HORROR the stupid newsreader finishes her piece and introduces this new weather man (i haven't watched it in ages so i don't know if he's new or a permanent fixture) and he goes on to list all of the most horrible weather you can think of:
"we're not having a great british summer this year, are we?" (he pauses for a chuckle at this point as if a great british summer is something we get every year. where has HE been living?) at least when shefali gave bad weather news she did it with sympathy and you thought "it doesn't matter if it's not sunny because i feel warm inside." bah, weather news is just not good without shefali. and my stepbrother knows her. how the fuck did that little nugget of information get unnoticed by me for so long? i'd ask hhim to introduce her to me but i'm scared she'll get scared by the shrine i've made for her (nothing too heavy, just some used tissues and the other normal kind of stuff.)
neighbours is on now but i didn't even watch a minute of it because i'm not getting sucked back into it. oh, and i have this new thing where i say "no" in an australian accent, only i can't do it properly so it's more like "noii." i also say "later" like "laydar." i'm a loser ("loozar!?")