interview with the potters

[idontgiveafaux]

Title: Interview with The Potters
Author: idontgiveafaux
Rating: PG
Prompt Set: 50.1
Prompt: 025 - Too much
Word Count: 600
Summary: A magazine runs a feature on Harry and Draco.
Warnings: (at your discretion) Mild language
Notes: for 100quills and x-posted to idontgiveafaux and others.

Comments

[lire_casander]

Oh, coldness doesn't know how a good journalist works!! I would have asked draco the moment when he starts interrupting. A couple of questions up your sleeve when you see the subject is going to get out of control, and of course a camera to take a pic of that kiss!!

[idontgiveafaux]

::cackles:: if i was interviewing them i wouldn't have dropped the personal plaything thing. i would have poked and prodded until i'd squeezed it out of him lol ;)

[lackofmendacity]

Oh, what a horrible reporter! Draco was right to glare at her, and heheh, love the last line. :D

Errr... Voldemort's plaything? 0_o That sounds kinky. *g*

And awwww... poor Draco, getting slagged out for being a former slut. *hugs Draco*

That was a very cute and fun read, thank you! *glomps you*

[lackofmendacity]

Ooh, pretty new commenting boxes. ♥

[idontgiveafaux]

ooh my new favourite phrase: slagged out! i've heard of 'slagging off' and 'she's a slag' but never 'slagged out' i love it! :D

::nods:: voldemort's plaything. you'd think it was hot but you haven't seen voldemort's cock O_O

[lackofmendacity]

Ummm... Voldemort's cock? 0_o *flees*

And if you attempt to either draw or describe it, for the love of Draco I shall have to hit you.

I've missed you! *cries*

[lackofmendacity]

I haven't talked to you for ages. Hope you're alright, sweetie. *worried*

♥ sends love and chocolate ♥

Re: I've missed you! *cries*

[idontgiveafaux]

hi sweetie, just about to log off when i saw your message. i'm fine, just been catching up my flist page. i've been meaning to reply to comments but for some reason lycos hasn't been working in firefox so i'll try again on IE tomorrow. but yeah, i've been catching up on my flist for ages so i'm going to log off now and play GTA and shoot up innocent people and hack their limbs off with my chainsaw making vie city bow down to nobody but ME! ::evil laugh:: i really do scare myself sometimes :P

ooh, are they for me!? ::snatches love and choccies::

don't tell anyone but ::whispers:: i've half given up on big brother. i'll probably be saying something totally different by next week so i wouldn't get too excited yet ;) ::hugs and sloppy kisses::

Re: I've missed you! *cries*

[lackofmendacity]

Yes, yes, chocolate and love is for you, you greedy little thing. :P

Don't worry about replying to comments, I'm just relieved that you're okay. :)

Grand Theft Auto? Ooh, I love that game, yay for shooting and hacking people! :D (Do you know the third version has a hidden sex scene if you enter a code... caused a lot of controversy, and was almost banned. *amused*)

Sloppy kisses? *makes face*

...

*gropes you* :*

Re: I've missed you! *cries*

[idontgiveafaux]

i haven't seen the hidden sex scene but i did drive along the beach with a prossie and then she bent her head down and started giving me a blowjob! it was blatantly obvious and loads of police kept walking past so i shot her in the face (with my gun, not my cock) and got arrested. also i knew this code that lets you have female groupies follow you everywhere. i'd rather have male groupies, but y'know. anyway, because you've got a big flock around you if you punch one of them in the face they hit someone else and it turns into a big brawl up. you just stand back and collect the money when most of them are dead. it's fantastic.

what's wrong with sloppy kisses? they're better than sloppy joe's (ugh. i'm going to be sick. i've never had a sloppy joe or even seen one in real life but i've seen american films and they look disgusting. isn't it just a bolognase burger? ::vomits::)