Ahaha~! Why hello, my dear, lovely friends~ Old and new, pretty and ugly, smelly and clean, peanut butter and jelly~! I am Aino Minako, but you might know me best as SAILOR V. That's right. World famous defender of justice.
Anyway, as lovely as that is, I am here on business. Yes, business. As you know, I am the senshi of Love and Beauty, so I feel it is my duty to compile a list of those here who just happen to be ~*NICE CATCHES*~ as well as ~*THOSE TO AVOID*~
Are you single and looking? Taken and looking? Horny beyond belief? Look no further~ Aino Minako is here to help! ♥ For I am your ~*PERSONAL CUPID*~
badum ch!
Person of Interest: ~*ME*~
idol_senshiWhy: Aha~ It's just too bad I can't date myself. I'm the perfect catch, you know. I'm gorgeous, witty, easy going, ~*DID I MENTION GORGEOUS*~, and not to mention a world famous defender of justice. Just ask for my number, ducklings~
Person of Interest:
garden_senshi Mako-chan!
Why: I suggest her EVEN THOUGH SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND. If you decide you like her and junk then you know. Treat her with respect because she's a sweetheart. She cooks, cleans, does laundry, and this awesome thing with her tongue.
Person of Interest:
believemiracles Tsuchiya Ruka
Why: I did my research on this handsome guy. He goes to a sweet school, has a cool sword, BLUE HAIR, mysterious past, and uh. He's just kinda handsome and junk. I recommend this guy if you're into taking care of your man, though, because I think he's high maintenance.
Person of Interest:
69username Kyon
Why: He's a writer. Albeit, not a great one. He has potential. And writers are always pretty great in the sack or so I've heard. Otherwise, he's kind of boring looking. This slot is open for a new sensitive writer~ ♥ Apply sometime, lovies!
Person of Interest:
pnigophobia Hisoka
Why: Technically gay or something, because he's dating another dude or somehting, but he's pretty cute. And he's dead. Or something. MYSTERIOUS. WooOOooOoo. Anyway, like I said. Cute. And he's cool, and smart, and shy~
Person of Interest:
boomerangboy SOKKA~ ♥
Why: It's SOKKA. He may be "taken" or whatever, but he's handsome and cute and funny and a good kisser.
Person of Interest:
mistymirrorsWhy: Oh he is drooooool worthy ♥ And cold. And uh...Engaged. Taken men are just that much more attractive.
Person of Interest:
memoryhunter Syaoran
Why: "He's adorable and gets drunk easily. ♥ And looks cute in cat ears~" And he's handsome and cute and oh goodness I like him.
AND NOW FOR PART TWO~
Person to Avoid:
pyro_zuko Zuko
Why: Uh. Duh. Ugly, smelly, loud, mean, likes fire, posessive, rude, stupid, UGLY UGLY UGLY. AVOID HIM AT ALL COST.
Person to Avoid:
meatball_senshi Usagi
Why: As much as I love my dear, sweet Usagi...She's not a good girlfriend at ALL. Take her out to dinner and she eats everything. She's really loud and also she's hopelessly devoted to ~*MAMO-SQUID*~ So uh. HA. No chance there, bucko.
Person to Avoid:
sweep YOUMA #1
Why: YOUMA. YOUMA YOUMA YOUMA. YOUMA. UNFORGIVABLE. Also he looks like a girl xP
Person to Avoid:
mindreader_eh YOUMA #2
Why: YOUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Unforgivable. Also he smells funny and likes lesbians too much. And he can read your mind. Eeewwww.
Person to Avoid:
hates_leeks YOUMA #3
Why: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Also uh...He's obsessed with cats or something. That's weird enough for old ladies, but uh....teenage boys? Blech.
Person to Avoid:
freerent_ftw Kyohei
Why: DUMBASS BLONDE FREAK.