my likeing for aquamatic fun may pay off

[idol_of_idiots]

muahahahahahahahahaha.....i going to be a life guard hahaha ha
ooooo i frenched a dummy today cpr training is the shit
im going to be a life guard
im going to be a life guard

getting paid to go swimming how grand it is....
i might even see a dead body
but the trainer said its not a good idea
to point at them,you have to save them she said

bah now i cant do drugs every single day
but i can wait till my day off.....maybe

o yea baby
i love swimming
jamaican red hair baby
i got the good stuff