oldschool
its real discouraging how easy it is to lose a best friend. its encouraging how i can form an amazing friendship with another person in a fairly short amount of time. reminder: do NOT get romanticaly involved with a best friends sister in law. bitch. they could cost you well over $1,000. not to mention your time, emotions and heart. females can cause you to throw all reason out the window. it isnt fair is it? ive done things because of and for females that would make you laugh and vomit at the same time. they say that marijuana is a gateway drug. i say that females are the gateway to drugs. dont get me wrong. i love females. but thats the problem i sometimes wish i was asexual. maybe that would relieve stress. id just live in my room in love with myself. but i guess that would bring on a whole new set of problems.
i just found that. it was something i wrote when i first got to AIT here in el paso. seems so long ago. i just thought it was funny. the main reason i put it in here was because of boredom. im sitting here waiting to get inspected/fucked in the booty hole. oh yeah my friend keith hit me in the balls so hard last night that they still hurt. it was in the mall parking lot. i layed there for a good 10 min. mall security came and asked if i was ok. i just said yeah, im fine. it was semi funny. also, popping small beach balls in the middle of the mall makes an amazing sound. try it sometime. im out.
i just found that. it was something i wrote when i first got to AIT here in el paso. seems so long ago. i just thought it was funny. the main reason i put it in here was because of boredom. im sitting here waiting to get inspected/fucked in the booty hole. oh yeah my friend keith hit me in the balls so hard last night that they still hurt. it was in the mall parking lot. i layed there for a good 10 min. mall security came and asked if i was ok. i just said yeah, im fine. it was semi funny. also, popping small beach balls in the middle of the mall makes an amazing sound. try it sometime. im out.