Vampire vs. Werewolf
Last night I made the mistake of asking my friends if they liked Edward or Jacob more. I knew I was shooting myself in the foot when I asked, but I had to know.
Edward: 3
Jacob: 1 (plus me)
"Jacob raped her!"
No. He kissed her. There's a little bit of a difference.
"Edward is freakin' HOT!"
HE SPARKLES IN THE SUN! How is that attractive? He sounds like a Hallmark card!
PRO-LIFE, BELLA! PRO-FUCKING-LIFE! WE HAVE COOKIES (AND SEX)!
I shouldn't have asked. I lost the little bit of faith I had in my friends.
Edward: 3
Jacob: 1 (plus me)
"Jacob raped her!"
No. He kissed her. There's a little bit of a difference.
"Edward is freakin' HOT!"
HE SPARKLES IN THE SUN! How is that attractive? He sounds like a Hallmark card!
PRO-LIFE, BELLA! PRO-FUCKING-LIFE! WE HAVE COOKIES (AND SEX)!
I shouldn't have asked. I lost the little bit of faith I had in my friends.