I think the last one is pretty bad-ass
Rule: Go to Google and search the phrase. Use you REAL 1st name. Pick the most interesting one from page 1.
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Fabian needs specialist rehabilitation which we can't provide
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Fabian looks like she couldn't harm a fly
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Fabian says bond insurers face 'severe' downgrade risk
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Fabian wants to fuck camel pussy
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Fabian does a leg drop and pins Ohara
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Fabian hates midgets
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Fabian asks Miriam if she and Judith are still friends and if she knows if Judith told her about breaking up with Constantine.
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Fabian goes drunk
Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: Fabian likes it when you slap it around on his face
Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: Fabian eats match
Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: Fabian wears skirts and comes on to three people simultaneously (but in different threads so they don't know)
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Fabian was arrested for carrying a machete in public.