very strange.
i had a really bizarre dream about google this morning. they put out a board game that involved rolling die to go around a board and different chips (or hits as they were called) for each player. san fran was the test market for the game, and not long after it was released, people started getting sick. dc sent 2 government agents (fbi?) to investigate, and they decided to play the game on their layover on the way out there. once they got there, they weren't finding anything about the game that might make people sick, but they too started not feeling quite right. somehow or another, the sexual tension between the two agents got to be too much, and they ended up kissing in the heat of some argument. they both immediately got much sicker, but more importantly, the male agent grew a giant alien penis and weird arm tentacles. he told the female agent that it was their duty to make as many babies as possible (which apparently only takes a few hours for them now that they've been infected or whatever) so they could grow up to play the new google game.
it was discovered that a male and female had to kiss after playing the game to set the mutation into action. these two agents just so happened to be the only straight people to have played the game and kissed since the game's release. google had made a boo-boo by releasing it in san fran. so they gays had an uprise using this as fuel against the christian argument that gays are destroying our society. finally, hetero couples posed a much higher threat to society than gays!
it was still being determined if google was run by one or more aliens that had found a way to turn humans into aliens by way of the game or if it was some sort of virus that was being spread by the game.
it was discovered that a male and female had to kiss after playing the game to set the mutation into action. these two agents just so happened to be the only straight people to have played the game and kissed since the game's release. google had made a boo-boo by releasing it in san fran. so they gays had an uprise using this as fuel against the christian argument that gays are destroying our society. finally, hetero couples posed a much higher threat to society than gays!
it was still being determined if google was run by one or more aliens that had found a way to turn humans into aliens by way of the game or if it was some sort of virus that was being spread by the game.