pimping
Permanent pimping and character whoring post is a go! The episodes have the stories included in them listed with summaries to come. There is a collection of quotes from Hermes under the cut, just to show what a witty and wonderful partner he is and just why you should app him right now.
If any of the links are broken, just leave a comment and I'll re-upload the episode.
Episode 01
Prologue In the Middle of the Desert ● a ― Beginner's Luck ● a ―
Land of Visible Pain ― I see you. ―
Episode 02
A Tale of Feeding Off Others ― I want to live. ―
Episode 03
Prologue Underneath the Sky Full of Stars ● a
Land of Prophecies ― We NO The Future ―
Tradition ― Tricksters ―
The Sad Land
Epilogue Land of Prophecies ● Underneath the Sky Full of Stars ● b
Episode 04
Prologue In the Middle of the Crimson Sea
Land of Adults ― Natural Right ―
Episode 05
The Men Along the Rails ― On the Rails ―
A Land Where People Do Not Have To Work ― Workable ―
A Land of Decision By Majority ― Ourselfish ―
Episode 06
Coliseum (Part 1) ― Avengers ―
Episode 07
Coliseum (Part 2) ― Avengers ―
Episode 08
Land of Wizards ― Potentials of Magic ―
Episode 09
Land of Books ― Nothing is written! ―
Episode 10
A Tale of Mechanical Dolls ― One-Way Mission ―
Episode 11
Her Journey ― Love and Bullets ―
A Tale of a Wise Man
Episode 12
A Peaceful Land ― Mother's Love ―
Episode 13
A Kind Land ― Tomorrow Never Comes ―
Epilogue In the Middle of the Desert ● b ― Beginner's Luck ● b ―
Movies:
In Order to Do Something ― Life Goes On ―
Episode 0 (Pt. 1) (Pt. 2)
The Tower Country ― Free Lance ―
Country of Sickness ― For You ― (Pt. 1) (Pt. 2) (Pt. 3)
Hermes: It's no fault of mine if you dry up out here, Kino. I forsee me buried under millions of grains of sand right where I sit with you mummified right next to me, crackled in the--
Kino: Enough!
Hermes: You must decide now to return to the Master or to continue running headlong into our inevitable mummification.
Kino: I don't like those choices.
Hermes: It looks like that bird up there is thinking of having you for lunch.
Kino: Speaking of lunch, I could go for a bite to eat.
Hermes: Everyone and everything in life has a place, Kino. Motorrads and people were not made to travel through the air.
Kino: I won't be able to pay, even if you charge a lot later!
Hermes: Cheapskate.
Hermes: You could rule this place!
Kino: I'm not the kingly type.
Hermes: At least you realize that.
Kino: Did you say know the thoughts?
Hermes: You mean, topology?
Kino: You mean, telepathy.
Hermes: Yeah, that's it!
Hermes: Were you all love-dovey?
Kino: Huh? What's that about?
Hermes: I was worried there. Watching you two, I thought you were going to marry him or something.
Hermes: You mean like vanity is not for the sake of others.
Kino: Charity is not for the sake of others, right?
Hermes: Yeah, that's what I said.
Men rush out to attack Kino.
Hermes: Oh, here we go.
Attacker: You're young and healthy. There will be no problem finding a buyer for you. So please come quietly.
Hermes: That's fine for Kino, but what about me?
Attacker: Where's your knife?
Kino: I have them all over.
Attacker: Get rid of all of them!
Hermes: I can't believe this, Kino.
Attacker: What are you, a knife dealer?
Hermes: The look of this town is so neat and ordered. I guess the prophecy will end that as well.
Kino: That darn prophecy.
Woman: If you are planning on staying for three days then your stay will coincide with the end of the world. Is that alright?
Hermes: I can not believe she just asked us that.
Hermes: Kino, you should have at least tried the ears on. You know the saying when in Greece...
Kino: My mind floats away on a dream so they say~
Hermes: Encore! One more time! Either that, or...
Kino: Or what?
Hermes: Or you can stand me up.
Kino: Alright, I'll sing some more.
Hermes: What are we going to do after this?
Kino: The same thing we always do.
Kino and Hermes fall over.
Hermes: Ow, that wasn't very nice. Who would do such a thing?
Kino: ...Kino.
Hermes: Hey, I was wondering if you might sorta stand me up or something.
Kino: Oh. So, you really do have a voice.
Hermes: There's no one else here.
Man: Have you ever thought what if only humans did the work that machines do?
Kino: No.
Hermes: --Uh, yes!
Kino: Is this your job?
Man: Yeah, and I've been doing it forever.
Kino: How long is forever?
Hermes: I have a guess.
Kino: I move that anyone threatening another person with a firearm be eligible for the death penalty. Your vote?
Hermes: Uhh, I vote yes.
Kino: Right!
Hermes: Left!
Kino: Okay, we'll go your way.
They talk, and then Kino goes left then turns right.
Hermes: Hey, Kino, you tricked me!
Kino: I didn't trick you. You said it yourself, you never know. So, we might as well try.
Hermes: Hmph, unless we always go your way.
Guard: Do you think you can find yourself a weapon, eh? Little Kino?
Hermes: Here we go...
Hermes: You should have shot their heads, not their hats!
Kino: ...Well, I guess I could have done that.
Hermes: Mmhm!
Kino: I've changed my mind.
Hermes: Either that or you've lost it.
Hermes: How come nobody's asking you out?
Kino kicks Hermes.
Hermes: ...Guess he's not interested either.
Hermes: Annoying little beast.
Riku: What did you say?
Hermes: Uh, you're kidding. A talking dog.
Riku: Never heard of a talking dog? You're pretty cheeky for a motorrad, aren't you?
Hermes: Hey, watch it!
Riku: I hardly expect you to understand consideration, motorrad.
Hermes: Uh, bad dog! Bad dog!
Kino: Someone told me a long time ago to beware strange brooding men with cute fluffy dogs.
Hermes: You know what, Kino? That sassy dog talked to me.
Kino: What? What are you talking about? You must think I've lost it. Talking dog...
Hermes: I'm not kidding! It's true!
Kino: Hermes, you need better stories.
Hermes: No, it really talked to me!
Hermes: No doubt, his droning put me right to sleep!
Kino: You slept through the whole thing, Hermes?
Hermes: Till she came in!
Kino: Perhaps you'll just have to become the first human to fly in the sky.
Nimya jumps on and knocks Kino over.
Hermes: Here's where it gets interesting.
Hermes: Kino, what would you do if you woke up one morning and found yourself transformed into a cockroach?
Kino: Try to step on myself?
Hermes: How about a typewriter that is a cockroach and can talk!
Kino: I think I might need to adjust your gas and oil mixture.
Hermes: You could never be an author.
Hermes: You see, my rider is a bit rough on me.
Kino: Let's go a bit further...if you can handle it.
Kino: Driftiting along like this can lead me to ponder...
Hermes: About what?
Kino: The meaning of life, the meaning of the journey...
Hermes: Hmph, all humans share that same disease.
Kino: At this rate she'll be planting the seeds of non-violence for a long time.
Hermes: How many lives do you think it will take to spread the word?
Hermes: This crusty pile of dust is the wise man?
Kino: Hermes!
Man: Are you carrying any firearms?
Kino: Yes.
Hermes: What? You?
Man: To carry Persuaders like this, you must be skilled.
Hermes: You have nooo idea.
If any of the links are broken, just leave a comment and I'll re-upload the episode.
Episode 01
Prologue In the Middle of the Desert ● a ― Beginner's Luck ● a ―
Land of Visible Pain ― I see you. ―
Episode 02
A Tale of Feeding Off Others ― I want to live. ―
Episode 03
Prologue Underneath the Sky Full of Stars ● a
Land of Prophecies ― We NO The Future ―
Tradition ― Tricksters ―
The Sad Land
Epilogue Land of Prophecies ● Underneath the Sky Full of Stars ● b
Episode 04
Prologue In the Middle of the Crimson Sea
Land of Adults ― Natural Right ―
Episode 05
The Men Along the Rails ― On the Rails ―
A Land Where People Do Not Have To Work ― Workable ―
A Land of Decision By Majority ― Ourselfish ―
Episode 06
Coliseum (Part 1) ― Avengers ―
Episode 07
Coliseum (Part 2) ― Avengers ―
Episode 08
Land of Wizards ― Potentials of Magic ―
Episode 09
Land of Books ― Nothing is written! ―
Episode 10
A Tale of Mechanical Dolls ― One-Way Mission ―
Episode 11
Her Journey ― Love and Bullets ―
A Tale of a Wise Man
Episode 12
A Peaceful Land ― Mother's Love ―
Episode 13
A Kind Land ― Tomorrow Never Comes ―
Epilogue In the Middle of the Desert ● b ― Beginner's Luck ● b ―
Movies:
In Order to Do Something ― Life Goes On ―
Episode 0 (Pt. 1) (Pt. 2)
The Tower Country ― Free Lance ―
Country of Sickness ― For You ― (Pt. 1) (Pt. 2) (Pt. 3)
Hermes: It's no fault of mine if you dry up out here, Kino. I forsee me buried under millions of grains of sand right where I sit with you mummified right next to me, crackled in the--
Kino: Enough!
Hermes: You must decide now to return to the Master or to continue running headlong into our inevitable mummification.
Kino: I don't like those choices.
Hermes: It looks like that bird up there is thinking of having you for lunch.
Kino: Speaking of lunch, I could go for a bite to eat.
Hermes: Everyone and everything in life has a place, Kino. Motorrads and people were not made to travel through the air.
Kino: I won't be able to pay, even if you charge a lot later!
Hermes: Cheapskate.
Hermes: You could rule this place!
Kino: I'm not the kingly type.
Hermes: At least you realize that.
Kino: Did you say know the thoughts?
Hermes: You mean, topology?
Kino: You mean, telepathy.
Hermes: Yeah, that's it!
Hermes: Were you all love-dovey?
Kino: Huh? What's that about?
Hermes: I was worried there. Watching you two, I thought you were going to marry him or something.
Hermes: You mean like vanity is not for the sake of others.
Kino: Charity is not for the sake of others, right?
Hermes: Yeah, that's what I said.
Men rush out to attack Kino.
Hermes: Oh, here we go.
Attacker: You're young and healthy. There will be no problem finding a buyer for you. So please come quietly.
Hermes: That's fine for Kino, but what about me?
Attacker: Where's your knife?
Kino: I have them all over.
Attacker: Get rid of all of them!
Hermes: I can't believe this, Kino.
Attacker: What are you, a knife dealer?
Hermes: The look of this town is so neat and ordered. I guess the prophecy will end that as well.
Kino: That darn prophecy.
Woman: If you are planning on staying for three days then your stay will coincide with the end of the world. Is that alright?
Hermes: I can not believe she just asked us that.
Hermes: Kino, you should have at least tried the ears on. You know the saying when in Greece...
Kino: My mind floats away on a dream so they say~
Hermes: Encore! One more time! Either that, or...
Kino: Or what?
Hermes: Or you can stand me up.
Kino: Alright, I'll sing some more.
Hermes: What are we going to do after this?
Kino: The same thing we always do.
Kino and Hermes fall over.
Hermes: Ow, that wasn't very nice. Who would do such a thing?
Kino: ...Kino.
Hermes: Hey, I was wondering if you might sorta stand me up or something.
Kino: Oh. So, you really do have a voice.
Hermes: There's no one else here.
Man: Have you ever thought what if only humans did the work that machines do?
Kino: No.
Hermes: --Uh, yes!
Kino: Is this your job?
Man: Yeah, and I've been doing it forever.
Kino: How long is forever?
Hermes: I have a guess.
Kino: I move that anyone threatening another person with a firearm be eligible for the death penalty. Your vote?
Hermes: Uhh, I vote yes.
Kino: Right!
Hermes: Left!
Kino: Okay, we'll go your way.
They talk, and then Kino goes left then turns right.
Hermes: Hey, Kino, you tricked me!
Kino: I didn't trick you. You said it yourself, you never know. So, we might as well try.
Hermes: Hmph, unless we always go your way.
Guard: Do you think you can find yourself a weapon, eh? Little Kino?
Hermes: Here we go...
Hermes: You should have shot their heads, not their hats!
Kino: ...Well, I guess I could have done that.
Hermes: Mmhm!
Kino: I've changed my mind.
Hermes: Either that or you've lost it.
Hermes: How come nobody's asking you out?
Kino kicks Hermes.
Hermes: ...Guess he's not interested either.
Hermes: Annoying little beast.
Riku: What did you say?
Hermes: Uh, you're kidding. A talking dog.
Riku: Never heard of a talking dog? You're pretty cheeky for a motorrad, aren't you?
Hermes: Hey, watch it!
Riku: I hardly expect you to understand consideration, motorrad.
Hermes: Uh, bad dog! Bad dog!
Kino: Someone told me a long time ago to beware strange brooding men with cute fluffy dogs.
Hermes: You know what, Kino? That sassy dog talked to me.
Kino: What? What are you talking about? You must think I've lost it. Talking dog...
Hermes: I'm not kidding! It's true!
Kino: Hermes, you need better stories.
Hermes: No, it really talked to me!
Hermes: No doubt, his droning put me right to sleep!
Kino: You slept through the whole thing, Hermes?
Hermes: Till she came in!
Kino: Perhaps you'll just have to become the first human to fly in the sky.
Nimya jumps on and knocks Kino over.
Hermes: Here's where it gets interesting.
Hermes: Kino, what would you do if you woke up one morning and found yourself transformed into a cockroach?
Kino: Try to step on myself?
Hermes: How about a typewriter that is a cockroach and can talk!
Kino: I think I might need to adjust your gas and oil mixture.
Hermes: You could never be an author.
Hermes: You see, my rider is a bit rough on me.
Kino: Let's go a bit further...if you can handle it.
Kino: Driftiting along like this can lead me to ponder...
Hermes: About what?
Kino: The meaning of life, the meaning of the journey...
Hermes: Hmph, all humans share that same disease.
Kino: At this rate she'll be planting the seeds of non-violence for a long time.
Hermes: How many lives do you think it will take to spread the word?
Hermes: This crusty pile of dust is the wise man?
Kino: Hermes!
Man: Are you carrying any firearms?
Kino: Yes.
Hermes: What? You?
Man: To carry Persuaders like this, you must be skilled.
Hermes: You have nooo idea.